EAST TEXAS HOG DOGGERS FORUM

You know I asked you if you liked your dogs open on the track today #1 to just make conversation with you and #2 because I was interested in your hunting style.

 Well now Chance tells me you asked, in true smart ass form, if we liked our dogs open on the track. (http://i768.photobucket.com/albums/xx322/hdlcrystal/nono.gif)WTF! Listen hear kitty and pig chaser! I don't have to tolerate that number 2! You just drive your ass on over here to Cleveland and we are gonna have us a mud wrestlin' cage match, no holds barred. I'm gonna put you in the crawfish crippler and make you beg for mercy, BOY! They call me Pistol over here cause you don't know wether i'm gonna whip ya or kill ya'. I will lay the smacketh down on your candy ass!!!! Can you smell what the Pistol is cooking? (http://i768.photobucket.com/albums/xx322/hdlcrystal/death.gif)(http://i768.photobucket.com/albums/xx322/hdlcrystal/gun_bandana.gif) >:D

I'll be waiting on you to get brave enough to set the time and date. Soon!

Crystal the Pistol

Sounds like a dare to me. Where is the Ninja when you need him!!!!!!

lets get it on when ever your open mouth curs get there feet back under them ;D

number 2 i kinda scared :o

A wrestling match doesn't sound like much of a threat there crystal, weve seen the pictures... be careful or all the guys here will start picking on ur dogs, if your offering to put them in the crawfish crippler ;D

 ;D

This has nothing to do with my tenderfoots! This is me and you....eye to eye.

JDJP the pictures might make the thought sound nice but, I only take baths once a month (every third Sunday) whether I need it or not!  ;) The smell can get quite pungant!

Hey kitty chaser. Quite PM'ing Chance and telling him to make me leave you alone. Take this one like a man.

I will pay good money and drive 2 hours to go see this one.

well i guess i am gona hav to get me one of them ninja sticks when i come

i dont no weather i should use it  on you or chance!! ;D

i am gona take it like a man you tell me the time and place and i will be there 8)

Hey - Hey my friend I have been married to that women for 11 years don't drag me into this!! Take it all out on her!!I bought a life insureance policy on both of you I will come out ahead either way!!

But watch that crawfish crippler it is a pretty wicked move she's got!!LOL

They call me DRILLER ---- DRILLER FROM BEHIND!!!! ;D 8)

Dang y'all, we just got settled in at the Woodlands, but I'd make the drive back to get a front row seat.

Rocking P, no need to waste 2 hours of drive time to come see the event... the entire 30 second ars kickin will be on youtube as soon as I'm done with him.  ;D

Kittychaser, you better get a mentor to show you how to use that ninja stick before you come down here slinging it around.  ;D ;)


Hey don't be telling on yourself like that on a public forum. Gesh, PM me that stuff!

Dam girl i think chance done whooped you up side the head to many times you are craaazzy!

Lion I got one thing to say. I lived in Cleveland back in the late 70s.And dated a few females from that country. There where two things that they where very good at Loving you or kickin you B!!!.

Well Mr P i belief i willl take your word on that

Well for what it is worth them wards had some fine lookin yeller dogs i would like to see them work when there pads arnt run off ;)

Slimpickens I will feel some people in on what happen for this rival to start up!!

We all went hunting together for the wounded warrior hunt!!

Mike
Circle C
Aldatrot
Mattaggie the long horn fan!!
Slimpickens
Jls41
Uglydog
Tomas
Cward
HdlCrystal

And the famous pig catching wild kitty chasen Lionandandboarhunter

HdlCrystal The smart a$$ of all Smart A$$'s ask kitty chaser if he like his dogs to bark on track because he had a dog that was trail barking alittle!!! Witch was a very good dog and trailed the big little pig a very long way's to bay it!!A wieght of about 20lbs so it proved to us that all his picture with the big toothed hogs have been photoshopped!! ;D

Any ways I turn some of my dogs loose that done run all the pads off there feet from the hunt the day before Dang rocks!! My dogs are used to the swamps!!Not moutains!!Well they jumped some of those big toothy pigs and the race was on one of my dogs was giveing it hell on the track kitty chaser said in a dry smartass way you like them dogs that bark on track!!

We got back home after a 6 hr drive and I repeated what he said!!HdlCrystal did not hear him say it!!So being she like to get in the last word she did it pubicly on ETDH!!

Hey that is profiling.  ;D

Chance knows who does the whippin' in this family and it ain't him. Just go ahead and admit that maybe you bit off more than you could chew here.  ;D ;D ;D

who caught hogs ?

lol thats good stuff right there

well i admit i am just a little fella you can probally kick my azz but will just llet the dogs do the talkin i will give them yeller dogs a run for there money  ;D

i caught 5 with mine ask mrs hdl how many hogs they caught ;D

Who cares if they cathch hogs with that bunch allin the same place you know it had to be a HOOT

IT WAS A BLAST :o

You know Im the biggest Joker in the world, but I have to admit Im not sure if there is some real animosity here or if this is just a bunch of funnin ???

i'm sure  the  people   they were  takeing  hunting  cared ....i was  just  curious how  many hogs  they   got ...

All funnin we  had a blast!!

Well your 5 PIGS totaled 75 lbs. My one sow totaled 76 lbs. I am all about quality, not quantity!  ;D We did have a blast and I can't wait for all of us to get together again soon!

No thank you little fellar, I prefer to keep my dogs on the larger hogs. ;D

Raider54 no animosity here. I just love aggrivating these guys. Sorry kittychaser that was a big word for you weren't it let me clarify: aggrivating= messing with. ;D I know you were validictorian in a class of two but, I just want to make sure you can keep up with the conversation.

We had a helluva weekend. I think there was 10 hogs caught with the dogs and 2 shot by the soldiers in the stand. No big hogs were caught, but 100# little boar hog had 2 1/2" teeth. :o

All together we caught I think 10 but for the soildiers!!

We hunted different properties and the guys had a blast !!
The first morning we hunted with my dogs on the west side of the ranch they trailed 900 yards and was off the garmin so we used the wildlife to get to them and they had been bayed for awhile we let the soilder go in and catch the hog and MattAggie got to tie the Rapa Tapa Hooey not!! The hog we caught weighed the most for the first day hunt!!My dogs ran all the pads off there feet and was full of catus!!Our sow weighed about 76lbs!!

Pig Chaser hunted his ranch and caught 3 1/4 The biggest being 25lbs!!

Mike,Uglydog and Aldatrout Caught 1 also weighting about 50lbs and also ran the paids off his dogs feet!!

The same night we ran Uglydogs and Aldatrout's Dog;s and caught 2 a good boar 106 lbs that kitty chaser guessed his wieght dead on the money!!The hog had about 2 1/2 inch teeth a good toothy hog!! They also caught a good fat guit!!

This morning!!Kitty chaser caught and killed 1 20lbs!
Aldatrout Killed one 25lbs!!
My dogs killed one but we did not go to it but I bet it was bigger than all there's I could tell by the big squeal it let out!!LOL

Well, us "Yankees" sure had fun, love both sets of yeller dawgs, hope Roo heals quickly.
Hogs were caught and a great time was had by all, especially the wounded warriors.
Dang Ranger left me stranded twice but couldn't have been a better time.
Thank you to all involved, and those that gave so much for all of us. 
Hope someone gets a pic of Chris in that skin tight, large under armour shirt.   :-\

it dont matter wat he thanks or anybody if those dogs make you happy and catch pigs thats all that matters, you can come hunt with me up here in north tx any time ill show you my way and you can show me yur way and will catch some big hogs.

I don't think this was a who had the better dogs contest!!I mean crap we all know I did! ;D

Everyone there found hogs and caught hogs with there dogs so I would say we all must have had hog dogs!!

That was my first time to ever hunt rocky country sure enjoyed it!!

Mr. P. I have had my rounds with this firecracker before! I learned to stay out of it when Pistol is heated up! Lol
I would rather take my chances with the mud wrestling because this gal can hurt ya way too bad with a key board.
And don’t take that as some kind of indirect challenge either!
I have years of martial arts, combat, and boxing training under my belt including Greco Roman style wrestling. I have rolled (grappled) with some big name MMA fighters and sparred with black belts in TKD, Karate, Brazilian Jujitsu, Judo, and Hapkido. Hell! I have even tried to cowboy a few times!!!
I held my owned with these guys on several different levels and earned their respect.
As easy as she is on the eyes, I still don’t want any part of any kind of contest with Crystal the Pistol!!! She scares me! ;)
Why? Even if you can whip this gal, its still gonna hurt!!!!!!!
Jesse. You are even smarter than I thought you were for not letting her coax you in a mud pit! Don’t give in brother!!! I dont think a big stick would make a difference either!!!

heck Jesse don't let us down now. But who is going to referee that mud fight? Sell tickets and donate to the next hunt!

This thread is just tooo funny! Can't wait to get out and hunt with all y'all sometime

Well what is so funny about all this almost a year ago Lionandboarhunter had a guy call him out on a big toothy  hog saying the picture was photoshoped! the guy told him on a pm that he wanted to cage fight him because of he was a liar!! Then we all go on a hunt this weekend with him and catch all small hogs with no toothy!!So when Crystal said she wanted to cage fight him is because the other guy was serious when he told Jesse he wanted to cage fight him!!We just thought it was funny someone would say that!!

LMAO!!!

I didnt know it was an inside joke!!!!! Jealousy is souch an ugly thing! lol. O0

LOL!!!!  Thats what it's all about right there, getting together havin fun, and catchin hogs, and still havin fun.
      Maybe one of these days, this ole hillbilly can get down there and get to meet and hunt with ya'll a day or two, and dont worry i got a silent dog. lol :D

It's a damn shame, but there have been several that have sent crappy messages to some of our members that catch good hogs. Pretty childish if you ask me.

wow! That is a shame!

That is the scariest thing I have ever thought of... you in a Greco Roman wrestling suit holding your big stick in your hand. LMAO!  ;D
Speakin of Jesse, anyone heard from him or has he devoted himself to the woods entirely until he redeems himself from all that pig catchin' he did this weekend?

ill put some mony on that bet O0

Ha ha!
Carful! You are exposing weaknesses Pistol! Lol.
It is scary! Just ask my wife!!!
I don’t know Jesse at all but something tells me he is taking advantage of this full moon and trying to catch a decent hog with some tusk!  Lol.

Well Krystal the Cap gun pistol i tryed to redeem myself tonight but got all the way to the ranch i was goin to hunt and got rained out BUT if it counts i seen a big toothy right by the front gate of the ranch ;D

You ever get to Texas I would have my feelings hurt if you didnt make a hunt with me! We will show them how to do it hillbilly style!

al i guess its poor little pistols bed time ;D

hey jesse paul ide like to hunt with u one more time be for i leave next week mabe nail that 400 pounder oh and i left my nife in ur truck 8)

HAHA! I guess so.
If she was awake, I am sure she would have melted down our PC's over the "Cap Gun" lick! LMAO!

I actually winced when I read it! :o

yea im sure im goin to get a rashin of number 2 for that one ;D

but im ready i have been practicing that crawfish crippler all afternoon ;D

LMAO! If you figure out a defence for it then I am sure Chance will want to know all about it!

ya i think i am goin to get chance one of the #24 no love breaks sticks he might be able to whoop her of with that lmfao did i say that :o ;D

Ive got it set in my mind, i'm gonna do some hog huntin in texas, just not sure when. I'm thinkin around the first of the year. hopefully i can get it all ironed out. I would be honored to hunt with the boar ninja. ;D 8)
 well dont want to hijack the post, and i sure dont want to take no computer whoopin. ;D

Hillbilly you are more then welcome to come hunt over here in the hills you willl fit right in with us hill billys ;D

I see we have had some brave boys in my absence!


Jesse, Tnhillbilly don't want to drive all this way to catch choates I am sure he has those back home.  :o

That's cute Jesse, I like that Crystal the Cap Gun Pistol. I bet you sat in the truck all night after you got rained out singing the name game. Crystal pistol bo bistol.... Don't act like you don't know what I am talking about. Dang, you are a grown a** man!   :D
Now are you sure you want to play Russian Roulette with this cap gun? ;D >:D
And you would know all about those #24 No Love Break Sticks wouldn't you.... Driller... Driller from behind. :o

Ninja you sure are keeping a civil tongue in this matter. I am waiting on you to stick your foot in your mouth buddy. ;) ;D I do believe you have gotten smart in your older age.

Also I went through my pictures of this past weekend and stumbled across one of Jesse (in the red shirt), standing over his dogs and the pig they caught. This is the only honest proof any of us will ever get of what really happens over there in those hills. (Jesse, I know I will never live it down when you finally get that one hog you are hunting for right now, don't get yourself hurt over tyring to prove a point.  ;D)
(http://i768.photobucket.com/albums/xx322/hdlcrystal/DSC05556.jpg)

A civil tongue hell!

I dont want nothing to do with this!!! Mr Rocking P just had to drag me right on in! lol I have been trying to slip out the back door of this thread ever since!

All I can say is Chance must walk a very narrow road.  :-\

Jessie, 
Spend your time photoshopping.  It is much more productive.  As for the ninja, well let's just say he's a little intimidated by the possibility of tha "RAPA-TAPPA-HOUEE" knot being used against him. Of course, without those promised pics and video, I'm thinking it might not even exist. Ninja, I say carry on. She ain't going to find you. After all, you are the one and only stealthy Boarninja

You have no idea how thin Chance's line really is. After all these years he has learned to keep quite and say yes dear. ;)

Cutter Bay, I won't see him hell, I believe he said he was coming to Houston to see us. I'll get him then.

We went hunting this morning and Chance tried to get me to let him record my Rappa Tappa Hooey. I told him we would wait until another time, as all we had was cell phones to record from. I am gonna get ya'll the dang videos or pixs as soon as I can. ;) We did manage to get a minute long video of the dogs baying and the CD doing her job and Chance is chompin at the bit to get that up here on the forum.

So Ninja, you are wanting to slip through the backdoor with "Jesse the Driller from Behind", huh? Man what will the neighbors think? ;D

Ninja,If I got you into somthing that you cannt handle Im sorry.But I just new you could not way to get in the middle of this one.But I guess I was wrong. If you cant stand the heat get out of the kitchin.LMAO

Hell I where the pants in this house!!! When she at home!!

I've got to go fold landry and wash dish's!!Ya'll better becareful or you will be helping me!!LOL

HAHA! Mr. P, when Pistol is firing up this web site I could scorch a pot of beans if I left it on my laptop to long!!!

I was being civil and you still set upon me like a cur dog on a baypen boar hog!!!  :D

Pistol, in Houston you will never see me coming. Just be ready for a short, fat, bald headed guy to appear out of nowhere with his stick in his hands!!! I expect you to supply the "Sharpie" for the autograph and pose for a picture before you break out the tie rope!   ;D

Instead of a raffle to draw a hunt with the HDL crew, you girls should have a drawing for a free "get out of trouble with the "PISTOL" card. It would be handy for these Texas boys to have access to. Just a promotional thought. You know how I like to market stuff.  ;D

Pistol,

You should know I would never do anything to make you look bad. I figure Chance has you running all curs, and that is as bad as it gets.  ;)


Just saying!

ill put some mony on that bet O0

Here we go again.  The Ninja will be busy tonight.

Oh Cutter! It ain't the curs that make me look bad... it's that dang Chance!  But, a get out of trouble pass? Hmmmm? I like it. It could work but, I hate for Ninja to spend all his money on that raffle trying to win! LOL!

Ninja, bring your stick, the sharpie, your bald head, your short stature and, your 'A' game cause you are gonna need it! HaHa!

Well I see that Chance is a hit and run guy ain't he? For the record, ya'll see who is the one taking care of the woman work around the house!  ;D :o ;D

Pistol,

Please take it easy on Chance.  It has got to be hard living with a movie star.  Plus, the state of Texas needs him around.  Who else would they call to catch big flightless birds off the interstate?  Silverton knows better than to mess with giant poultry.

As for the "pass", it is nice to see that you are compassionate.

jesse paul win r we going to go hunting im leaving thursday ??? ??? :-\

Simply miss Ol' Pistol's comments.  Btt

I think you secretly wanna get pistol whipped  ;D

No, but I did enjoy her climbing all over JP the sabor tooth hog slayer like the BoarNinja on the gals at the Saturday morning Shoney's Breakfast Buffet (those french toast sticks are good).   ;D

Ahh the good ole days

Lol! T-Bob, I'm still licking my wounds from the Pistol whippings I took last year!