EAST TEXAS HOG DOGGERS FORUM

Well I will say that I think Boarnija has been Pistiol Whipped!!
I will let Boarnija explain what has happened to him!!!As most know him and Pistol have been at it for over a year NOW but she made a pretty good stab at him over the weekend I just hope that he don't bleed out!! ;D

Ya'll aks him his thoughts on the New HDL video!!! ;)

Spill it Mr.Stealthy.

I can't wait to hear what boarninja has to say about his special edition dvd. I still chuckle when I think about how he's going to react.

I was just wandering how the girls looked in the video

I haven't seen the dvd, just some clips....but I think the camera may add a few pounds to them. The girls sure look better in person. ;D

Chris are you trying to get in the same boat with the Ninja. You sure know how to make points!!!!!!!!!LMAO

Mr P.

  I have some inside info about his special edition dvd ........that is what my.comment  was referring to.

I certainly don't want to be in the same boat as the ninja and his stick. ;D

i think he will be needing to watch it again in case he missed something. he brought it over to my house for my wife and i to enjoy with him. he turned nine shades of red and thought i did it to him since i put the dvd in.

That's awesome.

I think the pistol won this battle.....

dont know whats going on but what video.. how do i get to see what the talks about.. how do i get it?

Well all I know is I got a very interesting picture sent to me today ;) staring Ninja and the ones that made him submit ;D

Let's just say don't think u want to see the video that ninja watched

Well I guess Nija must have got up and went to church today to make sure he wass free of all sins after watching such a such a dirty movie!!Nija I can't beleave you would buy a dirty movie like that I thought better of you!!

Well I will tell ya'll what happened on our end of things!!
We knew that Nija would be at the expo! So Pistol and i stopped at a dirty store and bought a $4 on the sale rack huge fat chick porn!! Pistol took the DVD and put a new cover over it with a picture of a good looking yellow dog on it!! Then she put it in a Hogs dogs and lace case!!

This is the DVD Nija had bought from us!!!
I can;t truely tell you what happen from there but sticknmove was part of the set up!!But I think Nija woulod be able to tell his story the best!!

After my smack talk ninja tried to reply. The site was acting crazy so he called me to talk smack. He said he would take the puppy and push the kid in the mud! Ok that is not exactly what he said but he sounded wounded like a serious pistol whoop'n. This is what he gets for not logging on ;D

Now thats some seriously sneaky sh1t.  but funny as hell   :D   :D   :D

i will say that when i popped in the movie with  the wife sitting there and it came on, i had to walk out of the room before it came up to keep from laughing. i heard it start up and when i came back in, he was running down the hallway. the wife lost it as she was warned about this before hand. she only wished she had thought of it first. he thought i had put it in and when he saw that good lookin yella dog on the dvd he was already trying to think of paybacks. he even said he could not beat that.
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it takes a lot to beat a ninja or even get him to admit that he had got whooped. this was priceless. i wish i would have set up the camera so the girls could have seen a ninja tuck tail and run. he did show he had no bottom when he quit the show.

You got me!!!

I admit it! I have been Pistol whipped good! I can’t compete with that level of plotting!!! Its just not in me!!!!

That dang video about gave me a heart attack!!!
I was invited by stick-in-move to view the girl’s video on his new 72” HDTV. I was pretty excited about it actually. I couldn’t wait to find a flaw or two in it to rip Pistol over!

Well we put it on and all hell broke loose!!! Let’s just say that the only thing that can make a 500 pound naked woman look worse is to put a video of her on your buddies 72” HDTV with his wife in the room with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think Bryans wife peed on herself and their new couch and I am going to find me a good therapist if I keep seeing 500 pound naked women when Im trying to go to sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
It took me forever to figure out what happened because the video was cleverly disguised with a picture of a good looking yellow dog on it!
We never got past the introduction of the 1st DVD so I can’t say, but if that was you girls then we need to make cut vest out of your cloths!!! If that material can hold in that kind of flesh without yielding then the badest boar out there sure aint going to be able to cut through it!!! lol

We did manage to get around to watching the girls “other” video after my heart rate settled down and really enjoyed it. I plan to watch it again because I didn’t see the kind of flaws I was hoping too!
I did notice a few wardrobe oddities that I aint use to seeing on a hog hunt though!
I figured if you gals really wanted to, yall could change your name to Hog Dogs and T backs because I didn’t see any lace! lol
Crystal, you wouldn’t happen to shop for under garments with Ted Nugent’s wife would you? You both seem to have a little thing for zebra stripes!  ;) lol

Ok, so I'm a lil confused. What exactly happened?

he will be more on his toes more around the women for now on, wondering what is next. he is defiently on edge now. that is were you want him. make it 2 to 0 before he can score 1. he might start hunting hounds before all this is over with. that way it  will give him a reason to be in the woods all day long and away from society for thinking purposes. by the way, yawls booth looked great. my daughter is still talking about them. she said they would be more fun than us. ninja said that is disappointing to us, being she is a hand in the woods and on a horse. tying a hog needs to be her next lesson. might also say it was very professional and a lot of fun, it was a pleasure meeting chance and the girls.

Hey Ninja, if you recall when you were at our booth I told you that some folks told me that the video made us look fat.... was it true?  >:D ;D :D
I couldn't wait for you to get home and watch that movie because I knew what was in store for you. My anticipation of our movie viewing was further hightened when I read that nice email you posted about finding flaws with the show on stick-n-move and his wife's new, nice, big screen 72" plasma TV. I was chomping at the bit and was actually expecting a midnght phone call from you that, I figured, would have consisted of you telling me how sorry I was. ;D  I have a hilarious image of your little bald head running in circles apologizing and trying to find the remote. I have to give myself a pat on the back for this prank. It is one that will be hard for even me top but, don't worry, because I will still try too.  ;D
Hey those ain't zebra stripes... that's what I call my prision issues. And Ted's wife and I could shop at the same store, I am not sure, does she shop at Tacky T-backs? ;D
I am glad you took the joke so well; you seem to be a great guy! I look forward to round 2 with you!!! Thank you Stick-n-move (and to your wife) for going along with the prank, but next time, make sure that video camera is rolling!!!!!  ;)
Well stick-n-move I can't help your daughter has good taste. :D ;D We would be more than happy to have her with us girls and I believe I can handle teaching her how to tie a pig up. Just tell her to let us know when she is ready to tag along.  ;) I am sure I can also teach her the art of joke playing while I am at it too.  >:D ;D

“Fat” is not the word I would use to begin a description of the gals in that video Pistol!!! :o

I took the joke very well because it impressed the heck out of me!
As big a prankster as I am, I can’t compete with that even though I plan to try! >:D Yall take it to a whole different level that’s for sure!

As for stick-n-moves daughter Mac, that girl is almost ready! I stayed aggravated at her for the longest in the beginning. She has run over me 3 times with the wheeler (NO JOKE) while we were trying to hunt. She wouldn’t shut up unless I threatened to beat her with a dog lead either (still not joking)! Poor driving skills and being whinny and chatty! Imagine that? Those traits usually come with the plumbing so I didn’t hold it against her and kept letting her come along. ;)
She has come a long way and watches the dogs as close as the rest of us do now. To many times I have broke away from the rest of the guys, running and crawling through the stickers, swamps, mud and thorns only to look back and Mac be the only one with me! 
The only thing I don’t like about her is that she doesn’t believe me any more when I tell her I am going to beat her with a dog lead!
I tried telling her one time that if she didn’t stop I was going to whip her dad but that just made it worse! Lol

You guys are even more fun and beautiful in person and I had a real good time finally meeting the HDL girls and visiting with the former lotion boy Chance.

PS. My lovely wife got all 300 hundred pounds of herself in the HDL shirt I bought her and she really likes it.  That little note you wrote to her on the back of the picture really did get me in trouble!!!! Not funny Pistol!!!!!!!!!!! :'(

  :laugh: Hahaha.....BoarNinja, there are no limits to what Crystal will think up. I know that you want to get even, but that may backfire. LOL :o

I sat here and read this whole  thing an yall crack me up

When I talked with Alan on the phone about all this, there was one really scary part.  When asked what he did with the video, he said something I will never forget, "I did the only sensible thing to do.  I took it home to the wife, and watched it 6 hours straight.  The kids were out for the evening.".

Crazy stuff I tell you.

Well Ninja I guess we can call that Pistol 2 Ninja 0 ? I hope that you aren' in to much trouble though but, I figure, she is used to your harrassments so it is something that is not unexpected from you.
Are you ready to start a new battle so soon with me ? Cause that plumbing joke is only gonna get you in more trouble with.!  ;) Nice, the dog leash threat always works. LOL! Well make sure you have ALL of those kinks worked out of her before I take over. I don't want to be on the mamed & injuried list! LOL! Well she seemed to be a great kiddo at the expo...ya'll keep up the good training!

BTW... flattery willl get you no where with me Ninja. But, we had a great time meeting you as well I apologize that I didn't have more time to sit around and shoot the breeze with you. When you get a few spare minutes lets make a hunt together!

PS... I am glad that you enjoyed the ENTIRE 6 hr marathon!!! That should have made everything OKAY with the wife!!!  ;D >:D

For the record you guys, my sister informed me that anything 180-200 lbs is not fat, it's called fluffy. Anything 200+ is just plain out fat. Hope this helps. Lol

I hope everyone realizes I was only kidding. Alan never said any of the above. I sure thought it was funny though.

Alan, it takes a good man to take the amount of ribbing you take. Thank you for helping to make this forum a fun place.

That’s what I’m thinking!!!  :-\

Crystal don’t worry about me and the wife. I can fix her up with a little gift to smooth things over. ;) Its gonna take some thinking to beat that Shop Vac I got her for Christmas though.  ??? Any suggestion under $40 will be greatly appreciated folks.

And yes! I need a break from that last Pistol whippen. I’m about bled out already. If you give me a pass on the pluming joke, you can use it against me later! ;)

Josh, I know its all in fun so dont worry about me. I dont Ninja people that dont need Ninjaing . :D

I have had a blast laughing at the comments, antics, and joking that everyone does on this board with each other! Life is too short to be serious all the time.

O...Tiny, I agree with your sister! And fluffy is fun! ;D The gals on that video passed fluffy by another 200 pounds at least! So whatever Fat is, they passed that up too!!! :o

Nija throw the DVD away man it was a joke you don;t have to keep watching it!!I have notice that you have been slacking on the board so you must be watching the DVD with the pretty yeller dog on the front of it!! 6hrs over and over again I know it takes alot for it to soak in but you can give it up!!LOL

Pistol really wants to know did she look fat in the video!!!

All in All That is when you know Pistol likes you!!She is full of pranks and got tons of them up her sleave!! My kids do not beleave anything we say!! Witch is a bad thing they don't never take us seriuos!!Well unless I pull the bullwhip out!!LOL

Chance I assure you that the video has not been view passed the “Start up” menu but I just can’t bring myself to garbage it just yet! I have 3 guys that want to see the HDL girl’s video and want to barrow my copy! >:D
They dont know the joke! lol. If they want to see the real HDL girls then they can buy their own dang copy! >:D  ;)

I have to admit that Pistol did not look fat in the real video either but she is put together kinda funny since you ask. :-\ Conformation symmetry does not make a woman so don’t let that bother you Pistol. ;) lol
I still plan to submit a report of my comments on the video but I have one question before I can do that.
According to comments in the video, Crystal thinks Julie either has a "candy azz" or is one. LMAO!!  They were in the heat of battle with a good boar in a tight spot so I am not exactly sure.
Could someone please define “Candy azz” for me and how that applies to Julie! hahaha