EAST TEXAS HOG DOGGERS FORUM

HOG & DOGS => GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: grittydog on March 10, 2011, 11:55:54 am



Title: A Little Dog Humor
Post by: grittydog on March 10, 2011, 11:55:54 am
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind
the first one.A short distance behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, were about 200 men walking single file.

The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. "Whose funeral is it?"

"My wife's."

"What happened to her?"

The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"

The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the
dog turned on her."

A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence passed
between the two men.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

The man replied, "Get in line."


Title: Re: A Little Dog Humor
Post by: Purebreedcolt on March 10, 2011, 12:50:46 pm
Man that is wrong but funny


Title: Re: A Little Dog Humor
Post by: NechesBobcat on March 10, 2011, 12:58:44 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: A Little Dog Humor
Post by: SwampHunter on March 10, 2011, 01:00:39 pm
Hahahaha that's really funny


Title: Re: A Little Dog Humor
Post by: hittman on March 10, 2011, 01:47:52 pm
 I needed a good laugh THANKS!


Title: Re: A Little Dog Humor
Post by: jesse on March 10, 2011, 02:10:14 pm
i need that dog for a min


Title: Re: A Little Dog Humor
Post by: Case on March 10, 2011, 03:17:32 pm
Man, that's good stuff.....  ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: A Little Dog Humor
Post by: Peachcreek on March 10, 2011, 08:41:11 pm
lol thats a goodun ;D


Title: Re: A Little Dog Humor
Post by: rdjustham on March 10, 2011, 08:43:08 pm
now thats funny!


Title: Re: A Little Dog Humor
Post by: redtick23 on March 10, 2011, 09:18:48 pm
LMAO


Title: Re: A Little Dog Humor
Post by: Bar W on March 11, 2011, 12:04:09 am
 :D ;D


Title: Re: A Little Dog Humor
Post by: BIG CHRIS on March 11, 2011, 03:38:00 pm
i assume the line has been formed here


Title: Re: A Little Dog Humor
Post by: dub on March 11, 2011, 10:49:14 pm
That is so wrong! My wife asked why I laughed and I told her that she would not find the dog joke funny ;D