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HOG & DOGS => GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: southtexasff on May 04, 2011, 03:35:53 am



Title: Funny joke
Post by: southtexasff on May 04, 2011, 03:35:53 am
I read this one on another board.

A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'



Title: Re: Funny joke
Post by: Peachcreek on May 04, 2011, 06:56:17 am
 ;D hope that guy has a nice dog house


Title: Re: Funny joke
Post by: BarrNinja on May 04, 2011, 08:09:43 am
Obviously he had an escape route planned and knew he can out run her! Lol


Title: Re: Funny joke
Post by: Reuben on May 04, 2011, 10:00:51 am
Obviously he had an escape route planned and knew he can out run her! Lol

Boarninja, true... but he has to come home sometime ;D ;D