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Title: Black testicles Post by: Oly on March 21, 2012, 07:03:07 am A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black?' Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body.' He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?' Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around and around gently. Then, she takes a close look and says, 'No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!' The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely..... ' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s-back ?' Title: Re: Black testicles Post by: Miller Lite on March 21, 2012, 07:45:51 am haha thats pretty funny
Title: Re: Black testicles Post by: RyanTBH on March 21, 2012, 08:15:59 am LMAO! That's a good joke to start the morning off right! Never heard that one before... Thanks!
Title: Re: Black testicles Post by: trappertb on March 21, 2012, 08:33:06 am Want to read some fun stuff go to texashuntforum.com then go down to "tall tales and yarns"
Title: Re: Black testicles Post by: spazhogdog on March 21, 2012, 07:40:01 pm That was pretty good ;D
Title: Re: Black testicles Post by: mtarrant23 on March 21, 2012, 08:29:17 pm thats a goodin
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