EAST TEXAS HOG DOGGERS FORUM

 I know there has to be some good ones just waiting to be told..... ;D

 I try to have good clean fun no matter what we are doing. Here is one example:

 One time we were out with some friends just riding 4 wheelers one night. I just happened to notice a huge opposum trotting across a field. Then a funny idea popped in my head.

 I was riding with my brother n law, so I asked him to put me as close as he could to the opposum. So we take off and he put the 4 wheeler right next to the opposum.

 Well two friends that were out riding with us though that they would help us so they pulled their 4 wheeler along the other side of the opposum..... which played right into my little plan.  ;D

 We pretty much had it penned between the two 4 wheelers and it was running at top speed. So I reached down and grabbed it by the tail.
 and swung it up into the air all in one motion and.....  :D layed it on the 4 wheeler seat right between the two guys on the other four wheeler.  :laugh:

 One fella was trying to climb over the front and the other guy was bailing off the back. The opposum was trying to leave also, but for a few seconds it had the 4 wheeler all to himself.  ;D  I was about to fall off of the four wheeler I was riding from laughing so hard.

Ive always wanted to catch a small hog, or a coon or opposum around midnight and find beer joint, open the door, fling it in and run like heck. Wonder how much trouble I would get into.

Probably not much I'm saying......nobody would care where it came from,....just that it was there now..... >:D

good possum story... ;D :)

Long story short, when I graduated high school the seniors got out on Wednesday to do graduation rehearsal. The sophomores and juniors still had class Thursday and Friday.

The school I went to had a big open air court yard in the center. Wednesday night A bunch of friends and I loaded up a pickup bed with horse crap. We drove across the football field and hid the truck behind a portable building.  We then proceeded to hoist guys and the bags of crap onto the roof.  We then spread the manure all over the courtyard along with a huge sign that said, "we took your $hit for four years here's ours!"

Was down at a ranch rodeo down in moorehaven one night, we left there and went to a bar. One of my buddies pulled up and had just got done huntin. He had a boar hog about 150 pounds tied in the bed of his truck. We unloaded it, untied it and were heading to the door. We were about 10 feet from the door and a cop car pulls up! He got out and asked what the f*** we were doing! Told him one of the hogs came untied and got loose.... Of course there was no alcohol involved ;D

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Hahahaha, that is a good one. I love it.

So apparently Im not the only one who ever thought of this.  ;D  Well yall got a lot further  than I didi. I have only thought about it. KUDDOS!!!!

If you have a friend (aka "prospect') you just have been dying to do something really hilarious too... this works perty darn good.

1. Go to the craigslist site of the nearest location of your "prospect."
(For the most calls, the Houston site works pretty darn good! >:D :angel:)

2. Post an ad with something to the effect of:
"FREE PIT BULL PUPPIES!!!!! Only two left!!!!! First come, first Serve!!!!!"

3. Google pit bull puppy pictures.  Copy and paste to the ad the best lookin pit bull puppy picture you can find.

4. Post your "prospects" phone number. Then, post the ad.

5. Grab an 18 pack of your choice and get comfortable...  ;D  ;D

P.S. If your prospect has a meeting, test, etc... I HIGHLY recommend coordinating this to fit their schedule.  ;D

  :D  You are sure right about houstin craigslist. A friend of mine had someone post 40 goats for sale at $20 a head and used his number. LMAO!  When he found out who did it, he got them back. He tack welded the lock on the gate to their pasture shut.  :laugh: 

Ahahahahahahaha!!! Now there's a good idea!!!!

Heres a good one ! Have a bunch of name plates made up with a friends name and number. Put the plates on some old collars and then go to town and put them on every stray dog you can catch ! People will keep calling him until he goes and takes every collar off of every dog !

My senior year i wanna take 4 pigs and let them go in my school and # them 1, 2, 4, 5

That's funny!!

I have almost gave a few friends a hart failure by putting a rubber snake under a rag and asking them to hand me that rag. I also cleared a rave around 3:00 a.m. one morning by letting a flourescent green painted diller loose. I wish yall could have seen those city kids running.

Lol the diller is funny we used to let stray dogs into the school around lunch they would go straight to the cafeteria lol usually would scare a couple.  Did some more but better not give any high school kids any ideas.  In college a buddy put like 5000 bbs in anothers buddys dorm that was funny.  But the clothes filled with icy hot was funnier.  Also used to put water in old mens rain gauges after a rain that was kinda mean but man they always got more rain than any one else around.  And yes we knew them. One of the funniest was when we took a fake pig a archery target and set it out well about dark me and a couple other buddys said hey let's go ride around and yall bring a big gun incase we see a pig or something well get down there and I slam on the breaks and say there's a pig shoot it well one of them sees it and boom I yell you missed shoot again well by that time I'm laughing too hard and yeah still give him heck about not being able to hit a pig.  I figure I will think of some more oh yeah had a target set up for a guy we knew could shoot well behind it had some tannerite set up so when he hit bulls eye it wouldd blow dang thought he was going to number 2 him self when it went off lol.     

When I'm drivin late at night and see someone fallin asleep in the truck I get everyone that's awake to yell when I slam on the brakes its funny the reactions you get from different people lol

well not really a joke but here it goes. I just started tstc last year and the first week I was there I noticed there was a pig running across the parking lot on opening day. bobn and weavn through cars. Well it turns out a buddy off mine had a pig that slipped out of the back of his truck somehow lol >:D

That's where I go to school, what technology you in?

" Heres a good one ! Have a bunch of name plates made up with a friends name and number. Put the plates on some old collars and then go to town and put them on every stray dog you can catch ! People will keep calling him until he goes and takes every collar off of every dog ! "

Now that is a good idea I'm gonna try that one  ;D

tstc waco automotive last  semester. How bout you.

well in jr my buddies days friend was talkin how big an tough he was so , while they were all drinking an such we took a coon we had in a live trap an put it in his truck , well its about a mile from my buddies house to the gate at the road , so we sat an waited till he left , i guess the coon was under the seat because half way to the gate we see the truck turn an start going out through the feild lol he had bailed out an the truck was just driveing till it hit a ditch an stoped it was pretty funny , we went out there tellin him we thought you were tough ? it was just a baby coon haha , it really was a big mean one about 20 pounds

that was pretty fun to bad we didnt have a camera inside the cab

Diesel equipment tech.

my father in law has a real weak stomach. awhile back he was at a friends house & the friend kept sayin somebody musta stepped in dog crap cause he could smell it. finally the guy looks down & has a big brown glob on the side of his boot. he reaches down & whipes some off with his finger, licks it off & says "yep, there it is." (he had put peanut butter on his boot) my father in law barely made it out the door before he puked for 10 minutes

HAHA.  Good one
 I had a guy send a dog hauler up here to pick up a bulldog. The hauler called told me where he was in Nc, and I understood him to say he way. It was about an hr and a half trip. Well after 3 hrs I got concerned, and started making phone call. The dog hauler didnt answer, so I called my buddy and asked if he had heard from him? No.
This was like 11:00pm.
   Finally the dog hauler calls and is lost somewhere in Nc. After about 30 min on the phone, I get him back on track, but still 1 1/2 away. But finally shows, and picks the dog up.
  My buddy txt me the next day (hes wanting this dog like, yesterday) and asks, did he ever show up? Hehe I txt him back and said, never did show.  >:D
    Before I could txt him back and tell him different, he done called and cussed the dog hauler. And left dirty voicemails.

lol as it turns out them haulers needed a good cussin anyhow >:D

Hehehe  >:D

 Oops!  :D

I put a fake rat in a cofee can a few times. It seemed to help wake a couple people up a litle faster.

When I was in college there was a big group of us guys that was always messing with each other...pulling pranks and stuff.  One of the best was we broke into their house one day and cut the label off every can good in the pantry.  We put a garage sale ad in the paper one time listing all kids of stuff everyone would want.  They had people banging on the door at 6:00 that Saturday morning.  They had a half load of topsoil dumped in our driveway one time...that sucked!

The can labels was very creative, and funny.  ;D

This isnt quite a joke cause it happend by accident but overall was pretty funny. We were traping pigs like crazy at my ol mans job one time. For like 2 weeks the trap door would get shut twice a day from pigs. We had a spot to put the pigs so one morning we go and get one out of the trap decent 100+ and the only rope we had was nylon so my budy hand it to me so i get the loopin and twistin and tie the hog down good. So we throw em in the bed and tie em up to the hooks and were done. So were drivin to take to our other spot and as we are goin trought the middle of freaking town at a stoplight this hog wiggles his way out of the rope and from the rearview mirror u see a black object jump from out the back of the truck. Now his back legs are still tied. So we accidently drag him for about 15yds til we got to stop. Not to mention there was cars behind honkin like crazy to let us know we are dragin it. So as we stop and get out he shook the back legs loose and made a run for it into a small neighborhood so we drove off asap Im guessin this is one way subdivisions and neighborhoods get overpopulated with hogs as well lol

Corn holes,football field, 12 shoats, and the niggt b4 home coming...

Some folks down the road from the house had a donkey that was constantly loose, and kept coming in my yard. I got tired of it one day and when me and a buddy got done working some cows we ran him into the pens. I took a hot pink paint stick and gave him glasses and lipstick and hearts on his butt and lightning down his back and a guys phone number down both sides, then ran him down the road. I don't think that guy considers me his friend any more, but we still laugh about it. Word got out and people still ask him about his donkey!

11 years and still won't say who when or why but someone I know  ;) went to a friends golf course subdivision and caught 6 mean nasty geese and then delivered them live to a high end grocery store on a Sunday afternoon.  ;D waltzed right in the front door with a honking blanket walked twenty or thirty feet and threw the blanket open and ran.

  :D Im loving this thread! I knew with this crowd, there had to be some doozies out there.  Keep'em coming.  ;D

If things ever line up right. and your driving and have a sleeping passenger and are fortunate enough to get up behind a semi being towed. Ease up close behind hit the brakes and scream as loud as you can.I've seen it and it was great.

Me and a buddy caught some cows for a guy. Most of them were 1/2 Jersey and 1/2 Bramah. One cow was especially bad and looked more Jersey than Bramah, she didnt even run from the horses and dogs, she came to us. I just pitched a rope on her as she was trying to hook my horse. Before we untied her and loaded her in the trailer we put an old horse halter on her and then we hauled them to the sale in Groesbeck. I can just imagine the surprise of the person who bought her as a gentle milk cow to raise bottle calves on.

When I worked for the city street dept. we had a guy who was real hard to deal with most days, we found out he was extremely scared of dead bodies and when he went to mow the cemetary with us he always made an excuse to leave and go back into the shop for something. We live in a small town so we had to run the backhoe and dig graves for city as well and some times even help get the caskets in the ground, anyway we ended up with a cheap fiberglass casket some how and took it to the city barn early before work hours and had a man hide in it. My boss called this guy and said he was sick and was leaving this guy in charge for the day and to be sure and get this casket buried as it had been flown in from out of state and we couldn't have a body sitting in our shop. This guy called me to brag about being left in charge because I usually was and wanted me to help him get this job done quickly and to meet him at our shop asap. We walked into the shop together and he was obviously getting nervous and didn't want to load it in the van to haul it out to the cemetary, I told him I wasn't gonna do it alone and he inched his way to it, when the time was right i tapped on the coffin and the 3rd guy popped out. He left there and tore out of the drive way and called our boss saying I had removed the " flown in body " and had some one scare him and now he wasn't feeling well and would need off until he got better. We had a good time laughing about it for days after that

Thats a good one Waylon !

A buddy of mine passed out in the tractor and we put round bails as close to the tractor as we could get. Then tied the door shut,

I had a buddy call me awhile back wanting to do a joke on his girlfriends sister. Well the sister had put an ad on Craig's list wanting to trade some exotics for a cattle trailer. She had several people call and want to trade things like TVs, and stuff nothing close to a cattle trailer. Well this was makin her kinda upset and with me and my buddy coming up with something to really set her off. He had me message her being she don't have my number or email address. I sent her a message saying I would trade her a very large stockpile of mostly un-used adult toys. Well my buddy and his girlfriend were there when she got the message and said she just went OFF. She tool the ad down and still hasn't got her trailer that she wanted. Really wish I could of seen it but I know that she's still really pissed about it.

Aghahahahaha, I would have peed myself! and then passed out. That was mean, but funny.  ;D

 This prank sounds a lot like one that they do on one of the local radio stations. I like it.

Well had a good one today was not on purpose but was funny as all blazes.  Got my oil changed and they had some good used tires off of a trade in.  Well the guy was backing up my pickup off the lift and I thought he had seen me well I picked up a tire and threw it in the back.  He hit the breaks real hard and I hear a oh number 2 and then I guess he figured out what happened he said what you tring to do give me a heart attack.  As I was leaving he said". I wear such and such size pants you owe me a pair I done number 2 in these. It was one of those opps dang that was funny moments

One of our caseworkers had go to lunch and had left all her papers on her desk. We covered the desk with clear plastic and poured fingernail polish all over her desk. Needless to say when she got back to the office you could hear her choice words until she realized there was plastic on her desk and her papers were not bright pink