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Title: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on April 25, 2012, 09:36:44 pm Me and the wifey were joking around the other day. We ended up making a list of attractive people we would take go on a weekend pass if the other would consent to a free pass. Jokingly of course.
Well we got our pads out and went to scribbling names. Laughing the whole time. Then we showed each other the lists. Hers..Haha. to no surprise consisted of folks like Brad Pitt Richard Gere Robert Redford I laughed and said go get one of em and I will sign the pass. Then I passed her my list..........she read it....got real quite and then knocked me out of my chair. Storming out the back door using words I didn't have a clue she knew. I picked up my list to see what on earth could have set her off that bad. Still couldn't figure it out. Finally she got through ranting long enough answer me about what was wrong. She said she took offense to the people on my list because......they all lived local and one was her cousin.... Go figure with these dang double standards. ??? Anyway I just throught if those didn't work out I would probably settle for Kelly Pickler or somebody. SO WHO WOULD YOUR MYSTERY DATE BE???? Enjoy. Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: texasgrit on April 25, 2012, 10:06:03 pm WELL !!!! THE ONLY WOMAN i wont to have a pass with is Melissa LaFour. my wife she is HOTT!!! ;D. WHAT IF SHE PICKED YOUR BROTHER, cousin, are best friend. how would that make you feel. not a good idea to do any thing like that any way.
Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: dwhd93 on April 25, 2012, 10:10:06 pm Miranda Lambert O0
Title: Re: Re: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: okboarhunter on April 25, 2012, 10:12:06 pm WELL !!!! THE ONLY WOMAN i wont to have a pass with is Melissa LaFour. my wife she is HOTT!!! ;D. WHAT IF SHE PICKED YOUR BROTHER, cousin, are best friend. how would that make you feel. not a good idea to do any thing like that any way. X2 but u know I do the same chit. But I think ur situation is better than mine hahaa Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I847 using Tapatalk 2 Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: BA-IV on April 25, 2012, 10:14:28 pm WELL !!!! THE ONLY WOMAN i wont to have a pass with is Melissa LaFour. my wife she is HOTT!!! ;D. WHAT IF SHE PICKED YOUR BROTHER, cousin, are best friend. how would that make you feel. not a good idea to do any thing like that any way. Definitely took the joke alil far. CARRIE UNDERWOOD, y'all back off now, she's mine :D Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on April 25, 2012, 10:19:47 pm WELL !!!! THE ONLY WOMAN i wont to have a pass with is Melissa LaFour. my wife she is HOTT!!! ;D. WHAT IF SHE PICKED YOUR BROTHER, cousin, are best friend. how would that make you feel. not a good idea to do any thing like that any way. Heck I can answer that real quick. Dont have a brother........Strike one :o Only male cousin is gay......Strike two :o And all my friends are hog hunters...so I know she ain't down with them........Strike three she's out. :laugh: Gotta put this back on the originating ideology. Started with a game show and SHE didn't explain all the rules to me prior to playing. Cant be mad at me for cheating when no rules were established. :angel: Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: texasgrit on April 25, 2012, 10:25:50 pm ask his wife if it was funny. i know ask your wife. if you have one. make a list with her. and let us know how it goes. and that nothing to joke about. that what wrong with this world to day. it all a joke... A man stands for someting and a boy fallls any thing. but if you make you wife feeling a game.
Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: Purebreedcolt on April 25, 2012, 10:26:36 pm Lol I don't have an answer for the question lol. My wife was laughing her butt off though. My pick would probably be someone local or someone I know or met or something like that.
Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on April 25, 2012, 10:35:00 pm ask his wife if it was funny. i know ask your wife. if you have one. make a list with her. and let us know how it goes. and that nothing to joke about. that what wrong with this world to day. it all a joke... A man stands for someting and a boy fallls any thing. but if you make you wife feeling a game. If it is any reconciliation with ya. My wifey poo is perfectly fine with it when she found out it was a joke. If ya can't laugh in your marriage......gonna be a long hard road. And in every Man there is a lil boy playing legos. Didn't mean to hit a nerve with ya Txgrit. Did you play this same game and lose? ;D Title: Re: Re: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: sfboarbuster on April 25, 2012, 10:46:13 pm WELL !!!! THE ONLY WOMAN i wont to have a pass with is Melissa LaFour. my wife she is HOTT!!! ;D. WHAT IF SHE PICKED YOUR BROTHER, cousin, are best friend. how would that make you feel. not a good idea to do any thing like that any way. Definitely took the joke alil far. CARRIE UNDERWOOD, y'all back off now, she's mine :D You can have that tree huggin, PETA supportin, dang she is sure sexy though;D Sent from my DROID RAZR using Tapatalk 2 Title: Re: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: sfboarbuster on April 25, 2012, 10:49:07 pm Well im not married, but if I was, and I got a hallpass.....
I'd say Penelope Cruz Sent from my DROID RAZR using Tapatalk 2 Title: Re: Re: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: okboarhunter on April 25, 2012, 10:49:19 pm ask his wife if it was funny. i know ask your wife. if you have one. make a list with her. and let us know how it goes. and that nothing to joke about. that what wrong with this world to day. it all a joke... A man stands for someting and a boy fallls any thing. but if you make you wife feeling a game. If ya can't laugh in your marriage......gonna be a long hard road. And in every Man there is a lil boy playing legos X2 lol Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I847 using Tapatalk 2 Title: Re: Re: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on April 25, 2012, 10:51:39 pm [/quote] You can have that tree huggin, PETA supportin, dang she is sure sexy though;D [/quote] Lol at least yall would have something to talk about passionately. :laugh: Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: txhogsanddogs on April 25, 2012, 11:06:59 pm All my wifes friends, again! ;)
Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on April 25, 2012, 11:31:15 pm All my wifes friends, again! ;) Ooooooops. I can't take confessions here.my son. Haha. Strictly recreationaly speaking. Unless your wifes friend happens to be Kelly Pickler. Hehehhhe >:D Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: txhogsanddogs on April 25, 2012, 11:36:17 pm All my wifes friends, again! ;) Ooooooops. I can't take confessions here.my son. Haha. Strictly recreationaly speaking. Unless your wifes friend happens to be Kelly Pickler. Hehehhhe >:D I can at least admit it! ;) Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: T-Bob Parker on April 26, 2012, 07:06:02 am Ratty and Salt. My purty yeller girls.
Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: marks on April 26, 2012, 08:48:51 am Kate Upton
Kate Mara Kate Beckinsale I picked those out before I realized they were all named Kate. On a side note, has anyone seen the Family Guy episode where the guys are on the boat and are saying who they would be with if they could choose any girl? Quagmire says Taylor Hanson. Hahaha Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: marks on April 26, 2012, 08:58:33 am Kate Upton Kate Mara Kate Beckinsale I picked those out before I realized they were all named Kate. While I'm on it......Katy Perry Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: BA-IV on April 26, 2012, 09:08:59 am Selma Hayek
Kate Beckinsale while she's in her outfit for Underworld >:D Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: Milam County Hog Hunter on April 26, 2012, 09:23:59 am Megan Fox or Scarlett Johannson or Miranda Lambert
Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: MrsLouisianaHogDog on April 26, 2012, 09:31:37 am Ha! Megan Fox is pregnant now actually (just a side note lol)
Hell I could see initially why your wife took it bad at first, lol, we don't WANT to know if there's actually close by people you'd hook up with if ya could! Celebs,, well, we all know that there's pretty much NO chance there, so that makes it kinda fun. But actual local people....lol....make it a little more realistic. I'm glad she got over it though and laughed it off! Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on April 26, 2012, 09:58:44 am Kate Beckinsale You ain't lying. I forgot about her. Last time I watched that vampire movie with her in it. I got all spun up and tried to bite the wife on the neck. After she slapped me off the couch. I told her I thought she was feeling the moment. OBVIOUSLY NOT. That vampire costume will definitely make your teeth itch. :laugh: Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: Izz on April 26, 2012, 10:15:15 am Ha! Megan Fox is pregnant now actually (just a side note lol) Hey that could be a plus. Lol you know what they say about pregnant woman lol Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: BA-IV on April 26, 2012, 10:19:06 am Ha! Megan Fox is pregnant now actually (just a side note lol) Hey that could be a plus. Lol you know what they say about pregnant woman lol There ain't no could be about it...her pregnant makes her that much hotter Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: East tx hog hunter on April 26, 2012, 10:43:13 am Kate Beckinsale You ain't lying. I forgot about her. Last time I watched that vampire movie with her in it. I got all spun up and tried to bite the wife on the neck. After she slapped me off the couch. I told her I thought she was feeling the moment. OBVIOUSLY NOT. That vampire costume will definitely make your teeth itch. :laugh: That's too funny I can see your wife knocking off the couch! Lol :D Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: marks on April 26, 2012, 10:53:18 am Selma Hayek Kate Beckinsale while she's in her outfit for Underworld >:D Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: Kid7 on April 26, 2012, 11:04:36 am :o y'all ain't right!
Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on April 26, 2012, 11:26:56 am :o y'all ain't right! FACT! But its fun..when ya just ain't all there! :D Besides there is something magical about asking a question to yourself and being able to answer yourself back. I just hate it when I am ignoring myself. Drives me nuts. :o Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: t.wilbanks on April 26, 2012, 11:28:25 am I wouldnt have any of my wifes family on the list, but there would be several of her friends!!
Well, she does have this cute little mexican cousin thats a Stripper that i might sneak on there somewhere....... >:D I told my wife I was gonna hire her cousin for dognhogs84s' bachelor party ( his family has a blacked out school bus with stripper poles, lights, sound system, the works!! ) but that didnt go over well!! ;D As far as celebs, there would be too many on my list to git-r-did with all of em, but one on the top of the list would be Petra Nemcova.. ;) Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: Reuben on April 26, 2012, 11:36:54 am besides my wife there is only one other woman for me... ??? ;) ;) :) and that is marilyn monroe....she is waitng for me on the other side...and my wife is ok with it... ;D :)
Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: BA-IV on April 26, 2012, 02:05:01 pm I must live under a rock cuz I sure had to google Twilbanks chick. Didn't know who she was but I'll add her to my list.
Now for the good stuff. I retract all previous women I mentioned and put INES SAINZ at the top of my list. If y'all don't remember her, here's a link >:D. Now there's a build. http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=safari&q=ines+sainz+pictures&revid=1971640988&sa=X&ei=0puZT-20EoOC8ATVhbWDBg&ved=0CCsQ1QIoBA&biw=480&bih=268 Y'all can thank me later ;D Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: Reuben on April 26, 2012, 02:18:06 pm I must live under a rock cuz I sure had to google Twilbanks chick. Didn't know who she was but I'll add her to my list. Now for the good stuff. I retract all previous women I mentioned and put INES SAINZ at the top of my list. If y'all don't remember her, here's a link >:D. Now there's a build. http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=safari&q=ines+sainz+pictures&revid=1971640988&sa=X&ei=0puZT-20EoOC8ATVhbWDBg&ved=0CCsQ1QIoBA&biw=480&bih=268 Y'all can thank me later ;D WOW...once a long time ago I saw a young woman that looked about like that...I will never forget...my wife was in the store and me and my little sister were waiting for her in the truck...Well, this awesome girls struts past us in her daisy dukes and high heels and I about broke my neck...then she stops and looks back at me and smiles... :) my little sister about 10 years old at the time says....your wasting your time...she is outa your league... :o ;D :)well all I was doing was admiring mother nature's work of beauty... :) after thinking about it a while my little sister was right and wiser beyond her years... :)that girl only stopped and looked my way because she knew I was a looking... Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: t.wilbanks on April 26, 2012, 02:28:13 pm I must live under a rock cuz I sure had to google Twilbanks chick. Didn't know who she was but I'll add her to my list. Now for the good stuff. I retract all previous women I mentioned and put INES SAINZ at the top of my list. If y'all don't remember her, here's a link >:D. Now there's a build. http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=safari&q=ines+sainz+pictures&revid=1971640988&sa=X&ei=0puZT-20EoOC8ATVhbWDBg&ved=0CCsQ1QIoBA&biw=480&bih=268 Y'all can thank me later ;D ;) I can see this thread going XXX pretty quick... ;D Hide yo kids, Hide yo wives!! O0 Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: t.wilbanks on April 26, 2012, 02:35:32 pm WELL !!!! THE ONLY WOMAN i wont to have a pass with is Melissa LaFour. my wife she is HOTT!!! ;D. Got a pic?? May need to add her to my list!! :-* ;D JUST KIDDING, JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!! >:D :D Title: Re: Re: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: sfboarbuster on April 26, 2012, 02:56:48 pm WELL !!!! THE ONLY WOMAN i wont to have a pass with is Melissa LaFour. my wife she is HOTT!!! ;D. Got a pic?? May need to add her to my list!! :-* ;D JUST KIDDING, JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!! >:D :D LMAO that's just WRONG! Sent from my DROID RAZR using Tapatalk 2 Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: BOSS HOGG on April 26, 2012, 03:01:09 pm WELL !!!! THE ONLY WOMAN i wont to have a pass with is Melissa LaFour. my wife she is HOTT!!! ;D. Got a pic?? May need to add her to my list!! :-* ;D JUST KIDDING, JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!! >:D :D Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: RyanTBH on April 26, 2012, 03:06:34 pm I must live under a rock cuz I sure had to google Twilbanks chick. Didn't know who she was but I'll add her to my list. Good lawd!!! That woman was blessed!!! Do you think she has to get her pants made to custom fit that thang??? LOL! I've never heard of her either. LOL! I'm with Trent on this thread, thinking it's gona get down right dirty... LOL! >:D http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=safari&q=ines+sainz+pictures&revid=1971640988&sa=X&ei=0puZT-20EoOC8ATVhbWDBg&ved=0CCsQ1QIoBA&biw=480&bih=268 Y'all can thank me later ;D And IDK man... If i'm being honest, I'd rather have my wife around and just add another one in the mix... LOL! >:D ;) LMAO! But if I had to pick, I'm thinking Catherine Zeta Jones, Penelope Cruz, Salma Hayek, Eva Longoria, Eva Mendes, or Jessica Alba. Can you tell I like the latinas??? LOL! (But my wife is still #1) ;D Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: BOSS HOGG on April 26, 2012, 03:14:50 pm Gotta throw Angelina Jolie in there, Those Lips Plus she's a BadA$$ :-*
Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: RyanTBH on April 26, 2012, 03:17:34 pm Gotta throw Angelina Jolie in there, Those Lips Plus she's a BadA$$ :-* You know, normally I would, but damn she has gotten skinny! I do not like that anorexic look at all! Women need to have some type of meat on their bones, you know?Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: BOSS HOGG on April 26, 2012, 03:21:13 pm Gotta throw Angelina Jolie in there, Those Lips Plus she's a BadA$$ :-* You know, normally I would, but damn she has gotten skinny! I do not like that anorexic look at all! Women need to have some type of meat on their bones, you know?Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: Reuben on April 26, 2012, 03:22:56 pm Gotta throw Angelina Jolie in there, Those Lips Plus she's a BadA$$ :-* You know, normally I would, but damn she has gotten skinny! I do not like that anorexic look at all! Women need to have some type of meat on their bones, you know?x2...they say the closer to the bone the sweeter the meat...don't believe it...it is not true... ;D :) Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: RyanTBH on April 26, 2012, 03:25:08 pm Gotta throw Angelina Jolie in there, Those Lips Plus she's a BadA$$ :-* You know, normally I would, but damn she has gotten skinny! I do not like that anorexic look at all! Women need to have some type of meat on their bones, you know?Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: BOSS HOGG on April 26, 2012, 03:29:39 pm Gotta throw Angelina Jolie in there, Those Lips Plus she's a BadA$$ :-* You know, normally I would, but damn she has gotten skinny! I do not like that anorexic look at all! Women need to have some type of meat on their bones, you know?x2...they say the closer to the bone the sweeter the meat...don't believe it...it is not true... ;D :) Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: Hog Dog Mike on April 26, 2012, 04:05:18 pm I double dog dare anyone to put her momma or sister on the list.
Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on April 26, 2012, 04:23:07 pm ;) I can see this thread going XXX pretty quick... ;D Hide yo kids, Hide yo wives!! O0 [/quote] Nahhhhhh I was just talking about having an innocent evening including dinner with mild conversation obviously about hog dogging with Kelly Pickler. Maybe or Maybe not a movie...extra butter on the popcorn if she wants...and we could just laugh and talk lovingly about our spouses. Then at the end of the night I could just give her a friendship hug before dropping her back off at her house. Then when she turns around to walk away......I could just like snatch her, throw her in my trunk while she is wildly screaming and haul bootie wildly into the night. We would probably show back up in the Switzerland Alps years later with alias names like Fraunzalito and Gweneth Paltrow just to be on the safe side as to not draw attention. But XXX stuff. Not a chance If I have to justify anything above to someone that takes it litterally and not jokingly........please go get your circuit board checked Mr. Roboto. :D Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: M Bennet on April 26, 2012, 04:41:30 pm jennifer annustin, nikkie mijai, j low . and reba . but it just a dream, dont think ill find them in the woods hunting hogs.lol
Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: T-Bob Parker on April 26, 2012, 05:27:17 pm Alright fine I'll play, i don't do the hall pass thing but I have told my wife if anything ever happened to us I'd go either get a few nice fundamentalist mormon girls and a bunch of barbed wire or a trade a crapped out landrover and some SKS's to an afghan Bedouin for two quiet humble Arab girls.
All would be of legal marrying age of course and I'd make honest women out of em, don't want nobody else lookin down on them.... ;) I like em purty, humble and quiet, just like the good lord told them to be. :laugh: Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: mod93dirt on April 26, 2012, 06:04:26 pm My wife and I both have "lists", but they are made up of people we'd never have a chance with. My list changes nearly daily, and I could give a crap about her list. One that stays on my list constantly though is Giada De Laurentis, from the food network. That woman is absolutely beautiful, even my wife agrees to that one. Plus she can cook too!!! Angelina Jolie and Katy Perry are both pretty high up there too, just cuz I think both of them would be pretty dirty in a good kind of way!!
And I'll tell a story on myself relating to the original joke. I dont know how it came up, but back when my wife and I were first dating, my wife asked me which of her friends I thought was the best looking. And like a total dumbass, instead of saying no one is a good looking as her or I dont look at other women, I truthfully answered the question. Gentlemen, dont ever ever ever ever ever ever ever honestly answer this question if it is asked of you. And if you do decide to answer, at least take a few minutes to think about your answer, dont just blurt out your answer immediately like I did. I dont know how I let her get that one over on me, I'll blame alcohol or temporary insanity. But I promise no good will come from answering that question!! Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: 5G ybmc on April 26, 2012, 06:07:32 pm well to tell the truth i have waited all my life to get to the point that is not all i think about. now i have time to think about hunting,fishing. and i am not going to mess that up with no midnight dream,s or bottle of pill,s.
feel sorry for you myles i know your wife. she just want,s you to think she has forgave you. good luck brother. Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: SCHitemHard on April 26, 2012, 06:29:14 pm well it cant be taylor swift cause i was at her graduation for a buddy of mine and i got a hug from her and offered her lunch but thats a different story.
it would have to be jwow from jersey shore cause them ta-tas get my eye balls everytime Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: SCHitemHard on April 26, 2012, 06:31:57 pm well it cant be taylor swift cause i was at a graduation for a buddy of mine and i got a hug from her and offered her lunch but thats a different story. it would have to be jwow from jersey shore cause them ta-tas get my eye balls everytime Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: BigNoseKate on April 26, 2012, 07:35:20 pm John Wayne!! - the young John Wayne that is! :-* :-*
(Even though he is dead, a girl can dream!!) Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: BA-IV on April 26, 2012, 08:27:51 pm John Wayne!! - the young John Wayne that is! :-* :-* (Even though he is dead, a girl can dream!!) Ha ha the thread has changed directions. Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: T-Bob Parker on April 26, 2012, 08:36:12 pm I stopped by CWards house a few weeks ago to bring him a catahoula pup that he didn't want nobody to know about and I guess I caught him on a hall pass weekend ??? He had one of these girls saddled up and was loping her around the round pen! I didn't wanna know much more so I snapped a pic and high tailed it out of there as he was putting on his palpating gloves :-X
(http://i899.photobucket.com/albums/ac192/t-bobparker/d8d2a919.jpg) Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: Reuben on April 26, 2012, 08:39:33 pm I stopped by CWards house a few weeks ago to bring him a catahoula pup that he didn't want nobody to know about and I guess I caught him on a hall pass weekend ??? He had one of these girls saddled up and was loping her around the round pen! I didn't wanna know much more so I snapped a pic and high tailed it out of there as he was putting on his palpating gloves :-X (http://i899.photobucket.com/albums/ac192/t-bobparker/d8d2a919.jpg) man...I love redheads... :-* :P Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: cward on April 26, 2012, 08:46:49 pm Thinks for blurring the cat. Out of the picture. If u look real close u can see one of my high breed bmc on bottom left. Tbob I seen you get a phon e number from one of them. I'm sure it was for twillbanks. ;D
Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: T-Bob Parker on April 26, 2012, 08:52:20 pm Thinks for blurring the cat. Out of the picture. If u look real close u can see one of my high breed bmc on bottom left. Tbob I seen you get a phon e number from one of them. I'm sure it was for twillbanks. ;D No problem, what are friends for ;) And heck no! I got that number cuz I needed something warm to curl up in up here in this cold a$$ Yankee state I'm working in!! Unfortunately ol girl already had plenty of other forgotten lovers curdled up in her jelly rolls. Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: t.wilbanks on April 26, 2012, 09:12:37 pm Thinks for blurring the cat. Out of the picture. If u look real close u can see one of my high breed bmc on bottom left. Tbob I seen you get a phon e number from one of them. I'm sure it was for twillbanks. ;D Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on April 26, 2012, 09:36:55 pm LMAO!
Now its a party! Tha bigiggens finally showed. ;D Kate Don't worry girl I wish you could get your dream to become reality. Maybe we could get a few more movies off of old John while he was here. I call that a win win. :D Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: jimco on April 26, 2012, 09:40:20 pm I stopped by CWards house a few weeks ago to bring him a catahoula pup that he didn't want nobody to know about and I guess I caught him on a hall pass weekend ??? He had one of these girls saddled up and was loping her around the round pen! I didn't wanna know much more so I snapped a pic and high tailed it out of there as he was putting on his palpating gloves :-X (http://i899.photobucket.com/albums/ac192/t-bobparker/d8d2a919.jpg) Now them gals definitely got their winter coats on ;D Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: bayed hard hog dogs on April 26, 2012, 11:28:45 pm Elisha something she played to blonde girl on the girl next door dang hubba hubba !
Megan fox pego or not atleast that's not anything to worry about lol Carry Underwood. She may be a vegetarian but ill give..... never mind Sara evens Jennifer love And I can't forget Elizabeth. Myles's wife its been along time sense I have got to spend a weekend with her lol Myles I wish you would go on a weekend hunting trip without me >:D Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on April 26, 2012, 11:39:47 pm Haha.
Sorry Cole, Can't sign the pass.....you weren't on her list! :laugh: But I will give your taste credit....Jennifer Love Hewwit reminds me a lil of Meagan. :o :angel: Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: mod93dirt on April 26, 2012, 11:45:37 pm Bayedhard....thats Elisha Cuthbert you talkin about.....forgot about her, but based on that movie, she is definitely in the rotation on my list. Sara Evans is another one who I am defiinately all about. Underwood or Love Hewitt, you can have them, ain't for me.
Another one for my list who is a little off the wall is Zooey Daschnel. She is on the Fox show "the new girl", and was in the movie Elf, or the movie "yes Man". I like a lot of the girls who aint traditionally "hot", but thankfully my wife is a good understanding woman and puts up with my little quirks! I got me an outstanding woman and she knows she is the only one that I love, but she dont mind me looking elsewhere as long as I know where my bread is buttered!! Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: BigNoseKate on April 27, 2012, 08:52:54 am LMAO! Now its a party! Tha bigiggens finally showed. ;D Kate Don't worry girl I wish you could get your dream to become reality. Maybe we could get a few more movies off of old John while he was here. I call that a win win. :D Wouldn't that be awesome! That's a win win for sure!!! ;D ;D Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: marks on April 27, 2012, 02:42:16 pm You beat me to Sara Evans. I'm only 26 but dang that girl has a rockin body and a darn nice face to go along with it. She looks like a down home girl too.
Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: Peachcreek on April 27, 2012, 03:19:09 pm I stopped by CWards house a few weeks ago to bring him a catahoula pup that he didn't want nobody to know about and I guess I caught him on a hall pass weekend ??? He had one of these girls saddled up and was loping her around the round pen! I didn't wanna know much more so I snapped a pic and high tailed it out of there as he was putting on his palpating gloves :-X (http://i899.photobucket.com/albums/ac192/t-bobparker/d8d2a919.jpg) Now them gals definitely got their winter coats on ;D I guess Cward called the stars of the movie he gave boarninja back over to film a part two :o Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on April 27, 2012, 05:42:01 pm If I only had me a pair of those Shallow Hal glasses....it would be a good day everyday!
Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: Explorer on April 27, 2012, 06:09:53 pm A Russian woman, any Russian woman. They are all hot!!
Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: hogaholicswife on April 28, 2012, 11:06:42 am ask his wife if it was funny. i know ask your wife. if you have one. make a list with her. and let us know how it goes. and that nothing to joke about. that what wrong with this world to day. it all a joke... A man stands for someting and a boy fallls any thing. but if you make you wife feeling a game. If it is any reconciliation with ya. My wifey poo is perfectly fine with it when she found out it was a joke. If ya can't laugh in your marriage......gonna be a long hard road. And in every Man there is a lil boy playing legos. Didn't mean to hit a nerve with ya Txgrit. Did you play this same game and lose? ;D I didn't read the entire four pages but I have to agree, if you cannot be open, honest and laugh in your marriage then it is going to be a long hard road with an almost immenant dead end. I thought it was funny only because we have the same conversations and I expect answers like that but none of my cousins are attractive, I have no sisters or girl friends so I am subjected to random strangers lol. Title: Re: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with? Post by: PLP on April 28, 2012, 11:58:43 am Mine made her list and started working her down it before i even knew she had one. So now she's the ex wife and I am working my way down a long list I started in high school. 3 years into it and the list grows every day!!! Hahahahah
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