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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the
difference between potentially and realistically?'

The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if
she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a Million
dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt

for a million dollars?'

The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money
to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?'

The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him
in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?'

'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million Bucks
would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his
dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between
'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially' , you and I are sitting on Three
million dollars .

But 'realistically' , we're just living with two hookers and a queer.

LMAO! I needed a good laugh right now! Thanks for sharing!  :laugh:

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good one !

Just embarrassed my self at my computer for Lol'ing.
Nice one! We should do one of those a day to keep the spirits up.

Hahahaha, very good, very good


"the sun is shining somewhere in texas" -Jason Boland

lol

heeheeheehee...good one...  ;D

smart boy.   that.s a good one.

Really needed that after my great day at work

kids got a point

That is to funny

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good stuff there

Thanks I needed a laugh.