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my 12 year old has been fishing on the creek all summer,he has been having a blast. on the other side of the creek the neibor has a nice tank hes been itching to try out. the only problem is they have a lama on the property. he  hops the fence and is fishing the lama comes over the tank damn and attacks to make a long story short the lama ends up takin his new rod away from him. i asked him if he learned anything he said yes that lamas were bad news and not to be taking his new rod on such ventures.he had just gave 100.oo
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What is the deal with llamas and fishing.  I have beat the snot out of my buddys with a fishing pole dang thing was about to maul me lol.

i dont know but he made a believer in by boy

them things are the devil, i lost a nipple piercing due to one of them suckers

Sc lmao that is funny a nipple ring hahahahahaha did he rip it out or what lol.  I bet that hurt hahaha. Wow I can barely type I'm laughing so hard.  Better you than me.

Gotta hear this story lol

yeah them llama's are pretty dang tuff i lost a huntin spot do to the guy that leased it started raising them things . they chased the dogs yotes , hogs and everything else off that place lol

Hahaha! I knew they blew snot on people but a nipple piercing? I can only assume u lost the nipple on that one!! LOL can we please hear the story??

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i was workin at a local zoo and they had a farmer bring a good dozen of them over to add to the petting area of the zoo. i was walkin them all out of the cattle trailer and one of them got fiesty with me and i popped it on the head and the damn thing turned its head and bit my chest. well it so happened the area was my nipple. its teeth grabbed the bell i had and well ripped my nipple in two.

it hurt like the dickens and still does when my shirt rubs it to much. nipple is still there but there is a nice scar that separates it. makes a good reason to show it off to the girls.  ;)

Thanks for the story...sorry about ur nipple ring.   Lmao

Hahaha great story thanks for sharing.

and no i will not post a picture of it.... well i may since it was trents birthday :P

My brother got his nipple ring ripped out on a conveyor belt when he was workin' on a grass farm, his nipple has a pretty good scar from that. Hahaa.

one of my friends was hunting a place were the owner had just put lamas one attacked his dogs,said it would grab a dog and throw it up in the air. i guess that they could handle a small to med dog pretty easy.

Any dude that gets his nipple peirced deserves whatever consequences he suffers from his alternative lifestyle.

Morale of the story?...... Don't be a hipster and get your nipple pierced.

At least with a pierced nipple no one in the general public sees it. I had a waitress with her tongue pierced. She must have just got it or the thing was too big in her mouth cause I couldn't understand a word she said. Or maybe she was tongue tied to begin with. The look on my kids faces when she walked away after taking our drink order was priceless.

aw heck guys go easy now, i had a wild child side. wasnt the only thing i had pierced rolleyes ;)

That's nasty man. Are you trying to say you pee like a shower head? EEEEEWWWWWWWWW  :laugh:

F* no dude! OOOOOWWWWWWW!!!! knew a guy that did but F* no!

X2 I am going to laugh when it gets ripped out. I remember I saw some tough guy with his face all pierced picking on a smaller guy. They small guy started punching the big guy. There was so much blood the big guy was running into stuff trying to get away because he could not see. After that I never saw a pierced guy as tough ever again. I figure you can do what you want but I am going to laugh when it hurts ;D

sc, you sure u wuznt trying to get too friendly wit that Llama and it didnt appreciate your company? LOL,, I've heard people put llama's n pennwith their goats to keep coyote's off em, i believe it now.

little smack on the rear never hurt nobody i guess ;) :D

I guess I have been in the shade too long. Why would a man get his nipple pierced in the first place?

its stimulating ;)

i have a bear story too, that one is always funny

Lol y'all are some real Debbie downers not that I'd get my nipple pierced but to each his own long as he ain't no flaming f...well you know what I mean

What sc you loaded for bear lmao

I am with ya but I do like to give a ribbing so don't tell me if you are sensative about it ;D I have found some people are too serious for me. It is like a guy I saw with a big mohawk and it was like red, orange and other bright colors. I was looking that direction and he starts getting an attitude like I was staring at him. He starts the shoulders and head like "do want to do something." I started laughing and told him he looked like a chicken with that head bobbing. How can you walk around like that and get upset when people look at you? I saw a group of people all dressed in black leather and spikes. One guy had a spike collar on and a girl dressed the same was holding the leash. I thought it was kind of funny and just asked if they were having fun. They laughed and said yes. Now don't expect me to dress like that but I am allowed to make comments and laugh if I want. I ain't telling nobody what to do or not do as long as it don't involve me.

But when a lama rips out your nipple ring I am going to be laughing. That is just plain funny. Be glad it was not a sheep ;D

oh i aint a peter puffer by no means, just had a different lifestyle. thats long gone by now and took all my piercings off.

dub i know what you mean, been in a couple fist fights cause i was just askin a question rolleyes

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"I like totally just got my nipple ring bit off by that Llama"

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Tbob man you the one they been talking about on the radio going to the rainbow bar and doing all that freaky stuff man that just aint right and sure don't want to hear about it.  Man......

   
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tbob thats funny right there :laugh:

This thread took a big left turn FAST!!