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Title: Single Vs Married Post by: dub on September 22, 2012, 07:08:50 pm When you are single and dating a girl she breaks up with you slapping her rear. Then the next girl breaks up with you for not slapping her rear. rolleyes
When you are married and you slap your wife's rear she gets mad at you. Then a few weeks later she is crying and after hours of asking her why she says it is because you never slap her rear rolleyes Women ??? Title: Re: Single Vs Married Post by: Swine-Stalker on September 22, 2012, 08:17:13 pm Preach on!
Title: Re: Single Vs Married Post by: Easttex91 on September 22, 2012, 09:11:01 pm Lol I think me and you are dating sisters dub
Title: Re: Single Vs Married Post by: reatj81 on September 23, 2012, 12:25:25 am Always want what they don't have! Never happy!
Title: Re: Single Vs Married Post by: hogdown on September 23, 2012, 12:35:03 am Always want what they don't have! Never happy! LOL REATJ81 THATS FUNNY AIN'T IT !!!! NEVER Title: Re: Single Vs Married Post by: hogdown on September 23, 2012, 01:13:48 am MY WIFE LIKE'S TO SAY.WHAT YOUR ON THE PHONE TALKING TO YOUR OTHER WIVIES ABOUT THEM **** DOGS ? I ALWAYS TELL HER SEE YOU TALK BACK AND MY DOG'S DON'T.
Title: Re: Single Vs Married Post by: Tusk Hog on September 23, 2012, 01:41:52 pm The old saying: Can't live with them, Can't live without them!
Title: Re: Single Vs Married Post by: dub on September 23, 2012, 09:09:24 pm When I get mad I go out and sit next to the kennels. The yard dogs come sit around me and none of them talk or complain about anything. I figure I don't need to say anything after that. ;D
Title: Re: Single Vs Married Post by: hogdog hunter86 on September 23, 2012, 09:21:29 pm I been with mine for 12 years she cool.as Hell never talks back likes to go out with me we have three kids
Loves to hunt Title: Re: Single Vs Married Post by: rdjustham on September 23, 2012, 09:23:45 pm whenever one leaves I just replace her with a dog and name it after her..lol That way when i cull it i feal better! ;D
Title: Re: Single Vs Married Post by: Easttex91 on September 24, 2012, 05:28:17 am whenever one leaves I just replace her with a dog and name it after her..lol That way when i cull it i feal better! ;D Lmfao those dogs get culled a lot faster than the others huh? Title: Re: Single Vs Married Post by: rdjustham on October 03, 2012, 05:24:16 pm whenever one leaves I just replace her with a dog and name it after her..lol That way when i cull it i feal better! ;D Lmfao those dogs get culled a lot faster than the others huh? haha believe it or not, no. Title: Re: Single Vs Married Post by: Black Smith on October 03, 2012, 07:26:38 pm Remember this about women if you treat them like a thourghbred they will never be a nag!!!!!!
Title: Re: Single Vs Married Post by: Lacy man on October 03, 2012, 07:38:35 pm Remember this about women if you treat them like a thourghbred they will never be a nag!!!!!! [/quote Excuse me for all the ladies on the forum. BUT what I ve always been told is..... You treat a lady like a wh*** and a wh*** like a lady.... For whatever reason the fancy women like to be treated like crap and the "other" women you can win their heart if your sweet, I ve never applied this method cause I m scared to, and engaged lol Title: Re: Single Vs Married Post by: rdjustham on October 03, 2012, 09:56:28 pm Remember this about women if you treat them like a thourghbred they will never be a nag!!!!!! Id have to disagree with this one!!!! Remember this about women if you treat them like a thourghbred they will never be a nag!!!!!! [/quote Excuse me for all the ladies on the forum. BUT what I ve always been told is..... You treat a lady like a wh*** and a wh*** like a lady.... For whatever reason the fancy women like to be treated like crap and the "other" women you can win their heart if your sweet, I ve never applied this method cause I m scared to, and engaged lol Sorry in advance but this rings true at least in my past experiences Title: Re: Single Vs Married Post by: BA-IV on October 03, 2012, 10:16:37 pm A woman is like a dog and a horse, you go to bragging on one, and they'll sure enough make a fool outta you quick.
Title: Re: Single Vs Married Post by: Lacy man on October 03, 2012, 10:25:51 pm A woman is like a dog and a horse, you go to bragging on one, and they'll sure enough make a fool outta you quick. Lol I like that oneTitle: Re: Single Vs Married Post by: RyanTBH on October 05, 2012, 12:07:10 pm Like my tat artist says, Can't live with em, can't set em on fire legally! >:D
Title: Re: Single Vs Married Post by: SCHitemHard on October 05, 2012, 02:59:08 pm i like mine. cant complain! she paid for my private hog hunt and wants to see pictures
Title: Re: Single Vs Married Post by: Hog Dog Mike on October 05, 2012, 05:55:46 pm Lock your wife and your best dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then go back and open it up and see who is glad to see you.
Title: Re: Single Vs Married Post by: rdjustham on October 05, 2012, 06:17:42 pm i like mine. cant complain! she paid for my private hog hunt and wants to see pictures you aint complaining yet. give it a couple years ;) ;D Title: Re: Single Vs Married Post by: SCHitemHard on October 05, 2012, 07:47:55 pm yea ryan your right... maybe shes bein nice to see if i burn it outta my system. i hope she has a dialysis machine stashed away then.
Title: Re: Single Vs Married Post by: Easttex91 on October 05, 2012, 08:55:55 pm Lock your wife and your best dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then go back and open it up and see who is glad to see you. :DTitle: Re: Single Vs Married Post by: rdjustham on October 05, 2012, 09:11:58 pm yea ryan your right... maybe shes bein nice to see if i burn it outta my system. i hope she has a dialysis machine stashed away then. Im jsut messin with ya. Congrats on gettin married. After the first and now the most recent divorce/custody battle be damned if i do it again! Dogs live here, women borrow bed space! ;) Title: Re: Single Vs Married Post by: curdogs3006 on October 06, 2012, 04:03:29 am Lock your wife and your best dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then go back and open it up and see who is glad to see you. lmaoTitle: Re: Single Vs Married Post by: pigrig on October 06, 2012, 05:10:44 pm Lock your wife and your best dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then go back and open it up and see who is glad to see you. that is priceless that will keep me going all dayTitle: Re: Single Vs Married Post by: NLAhoghounds on October 07, 2012, 04:05:05 am Lock your wife and your best dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then go back and open it up and see who is glad to see you. that is bumper sticker worthy lol :D Title: Re: Re: Single Vs Married Post by: TimmsHogDogs on October 17, 2012, 12:02:04 am Wow guys nice.....My husband can hunt all he wants, I occasionally go but we have 3 kids so.... He hunts I go shopping for our 3 toddlers lol
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