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Title: foxworthys YOU MAY BE A MUSLiM Post by: tuskbuster on October 29, 2012, 08:11:22 pm 1. You grow poppeys and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher and ammo, but you can't afford shoes. You may be a Muslim 3. You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon and pork unclean. You may be a Muslim 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You may be a Muslim 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You may be a Muslim 10. Your cousin is president of the United States . You may be a Muslim 11. You find this offensive or racist and won't forward it. You probably are a Muslim Title: Re: foxworthys YOU MAY BE A MUSLiM Post by: dodgegirl on October 29, 2012, 08:38:26 pm Hahahahahahah I love number 10. ;D
Title: Re: foxworthys YOU MAY BE A MUSLiM Post by: boarsnesthogdogs on October 29, 2012, 08:42:43 pm thats great
Title: Re: foxworthys YOU MAY BE A MUSLiM Post by: reatj81 on October 29, 2012, 10:19:32 pm He nailed that one!
Title: Re: foxworthys YOU MAY BE A MUSLiM Post by: riverbottomhoghunter on October 30, 2012, 07:38:34 pm thats funny man ;D ;D ;D ;D
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