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The Top Ten Country & Western Songs
 
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 9. I've Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman. But I Woke Up With a Few.,
8. If The Phone Don't Ring ... You'll Know It's Me.
 7. I've Missed You ....... But, My Aim's Improvin.
 6. I wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight, Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.
5. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here.
 4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Still Miss Him.
 3. She Took My Ring, and Gave Me the Finger.
 2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Glass Of Beer.

And The Number One Country & Western Song Is ..
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day.
__http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjkLf_X88WM_____________
A woman has sued her local hospital, saying that after her
husband was treated recently, he has lost all interest in sex.
A hospital spokesman replied, "The man was admitted in Ophthalmology
- all we did was correct his eyesight ..."

Here is the link that can be clicked on

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjkLf_X88WM

Thats a good one.