EAST TEXAS HOG DOGGERS FORUM

I could not let this die. I have to tell this story. I get a text from a lady who bought a horse from me saying she has a friend in rasharon tx that has a hog problem .I explain im to far to do her justice but tbob is right there. I forwarded his number and name. She replies back with her friend had already heard of him. SHE HAD HEARD HE COULD KILL A HOG WITH  A FLASHLIGHT AND HIS BARE HANDS. I don't know what he's  telling them women folks down there but he has them all believing he is the Boar God lmbo

That's good stuff right there!

Wow T-Bob, you are a legend already!

Haha bad sum buck there

This ought to be good!

The reply T-Bob?

That guy... I hear his name being whispered at the Stewarts in Brazoria. He must be bad!!!

If they whisper his name he may be so so. When they no longer are willing to speak his name is when u know he's bad.

I bet this guy hunts with chuck Norris as tough as he is.

I was wondering what the hell he used the flashlight for.lol

Chuck Norris would put his tail between his legs and run from, ole tbob. Chuck Norris uses num chucks. Tbob uses a flashlight and his bare hands.

A man badder than chuck! I gotta hide behind a tree and get a look at this fella.

I don't have to tell em nothin, my reputation precedes me...  :laugh:

My Goodness, if you must know, it's actually quite embarrassing.
 My pastor taught a series at church several months ago about how church shouldnt be all feminine and wussy. The bible calls for men to be the leaders not only in their homes, but in their churches, communities, in the lives of their kids, blah blah blah so forth and so on and MUCH to my surprise on a Sunday morning, he put up a picture of me and a hog that I cuaght with hunter and cornbread and joked around about me killing hogs on Saturday and teaching the middle school class on Sunday's.

Ever since then my good buddy Phil who is our youth pastor started rewriting chuck Norris jokes and putting my name in them and either telling them from the stage in the youth room or whatever wherever he feels like poking fun at me.

I used to be on staff at the church in the youth dept, but Phil does such a good Job with those kids I decided just to volunteer for him instead. Anyway, that is basically how he introduces me to parents and such only because o don't like being put on the spot and he knows it embarrasses the crap out of me. So it has become an inside joke of sorts in our church.  

Any of you ever get embarrassed over something, don't let Chance get ahold of it.

But hey, I'm a pretty sorry role model at times and not really what alot of churches would say is the type of guy they want teaching Sunday school, but if folks cuttin jokes and pokin a lil fun at me and my hobby helps to get one young man to give God a chance to change his life then yeah, I'll play the "boar slayer" all day for that.

Hey Chuck I mean Tbob this landed in my lap. When I read the text I was eating soup and rice. I spit it all over the place. Im still trying to figure out if you beat the hogs with the flashlight or what.lol

I heard T-bob don't flush the toilet, he scares the chit out of it!

tbob if you are putting any schools on , how to kill a hog with flash lite. sign me up, lol   j/k
chance thats good ol story rite there. 

i heard t-bob took the maglite  and with his bare hands twisted it around the hogs head tight enough to cut it off !!

i been wanting to go see and meet him when we're in houston but i'm afraid i might do something wrong and piss him off  :D

From what I hear round that way the pigs hear his ol Chevy comin and they head for cwards county where they ain't gotta worry bout that ol internet hunter  ;D

Sounds like we need u in my parts haha .  Goodstory

              ;D   I heard mosquitoes don't bite him out of pure respect    ;D

I heard that when he walks you can hear the same sound effects that the Million Dollar Man made.

Those are all pretty decent, but y'all ain't got nothin on a room full of 7th graders.   :D

Don't know this Tbob fella but he sounds like a hog killin machine

If you put yourself in the hogs situation, you will understand why he doesn't need a knife...

Tbob carries one of those black maglites about 1 1/2 foot long on his waist...

If you were minding your own buisness and all of a sudden had you legs pulled out from under you and your a$$ raised in the air... As your being lifted you see the silhouette of a 300 pound man with a 2 foot appendage swinging.. Yeah that would be all she wrote...   :o

I don't know. He reminds me of the ymca gay police officer. He's got alittle swag to his swing. :D

All the more reason to give up without a struggle....

And chance I knew I'd cuaght you staring at my swag, hate to tell you, but DeDe likes it too, she likes it with my bare hands and a "flashlight" Lol

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Tbob, is that you??? Lol

Justin and there he was. ;D

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

Hey! I had to pay for school somehow!?!

When T-Bob was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.  :D

I can speak French. In Russian...

hahahahaha, gotta do what you gotta do! ;D

I heard he trash breaks his dogs off of hogs under 300lbs.

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