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1  HOG & DOGS / DOGS ON HOGS / Re: Small hog! Big Teeth, retired the old man! NACHO! pics on: March 02, 2010, 06:46:04 pm
Laci, give Nacho some of those warm blankets from the dryer and a big fluffy pillow! My  Booger Butt sure is enjoying his and all the attention he's been getting.
He's already pulled half the stitches out! But its healing ok just the same.
Glad to hear Nacho wasnt dead.  My heart sank when ronnie was telling me the story!
2  HOG & DOGS / GENERAL DISCUSSION / Re: Drinking with a TX girl on: February 28, 2010, 11:54:00 am
LOL....good one!
Yep...don't mess with us Texas Gals!
3  HOG & DOGS / GENERAL DISCUSSION / Re: skunk smell on: February 28, 2010, 11:52:30 am
after you get your dog bathed with the "skunk removal potion" .....take a Bounce or any kind of dryer fabric sheet and rub over your dog's coat.  I do this sometimes whenever i let them in the house and I can't give them a bath right away.  Leaves them smelling "Springtime Fresh"!   Wink
4  HOG & DOGS / GENERAL DISCUSSION / Redneck Chuckle for the Day on: February 28, 2010, 11:47:36 am
Chuckle for the Day!

A lawyer and a redneck are sitting next to each other on a long flight.

The lawyer asks if the redneck would like to play a fun game.

The redneck is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely
declines and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. 'I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.

This catches the redneck's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet,
agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from the
earth to the moon?'

The redneck doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a
five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the redneck's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a
hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the
Air phone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.

After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the redneck and hands him $500.

The redneck pockets the $500 goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the
redneck up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'

The redneck reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep. laugh

 
5  HOG & DOGS / GENERAL DISCUSSION / Re: Booger Butt's New Partner on: February 28, 2010, 11:43:23 am
hehe....yep...i decided my booger butt wasnt gonna get hurt no mo!  So I found him a Catch Dog! LOL
6  HOG & DOGS / GENERAL DISCUSSION / Re: this one could be fun too ( cut down quotes) on: February 28, 2010, 11:20:28 am
Goodness gracious....."even Ray Charles could have seen that"!
7  HOG & DOGS / GENERAL DISCUSSION / Booger Butt's New Partner on: February 28, 2010, 10:52:21 am
My 1 yr old pride n joy BMC...Booger Butt recently got cut from a 250# boar hog on his very first hunt. Didn't even know that MrRockin-P had taken him until I got a phone call about heading to the vet to stitch up a bad nasty 10" cut on the inside of his hind leg! Grrrr...  Well....I decided that I ddn't want that to happen again....so I found me a Catch Dog!  The only problem I have so far with my CD is getting him to turn lose of the hog!!!!  LOL Cheesy Grin

8  HOG & DOGS / GENERAL DISCUSSION / Re: Old School Logic & sayings on: February 24, 2010, 09:04:57 pm
Ignorance on Fire is better than Knowledge on Ice!

9  HOG & DOGS / DOGS ON HOGS / Re: Rockin-P-Ranch is in big trouble on: February 24, 2010, 08:40:17 pm
Hey...thanks canitosmoma and clbluvs2hunt....and Lacie......
I appreciate what you said. Booger Butt is doing real good today.  He looked horrible last nite and I was surprised to see him up moving around as good as he was today. I sure didn't get much sleep last nite worrying.  But I worry about dust on the moon!

Yep...me and my hubby have a real good relationship and we understand each other very well to say the least. LOL  BUt things are great at the Plant residence.
I appreciate all the comments and the support from everyone!

And Rick.......you are probably right about out running me......but sooner or later you have to stop & rest those short legs of yours.....and that's when I get ya!  hehe  When are you guys going to understand that you can not win!  LOL Grin
10  HOG & DOGS / DOGS ON HOGS / Re: Rockin-P-Ranch is in big trouble on: February 24, 2010, 10:47:13 am
Ok.....i see ronnie is getting plenty of sympathy on here and that's cool.......but come on guys...how about me?  Doesn't anyone have some sympathy for how how i feel? Come on MrsKtchemwcurs......I could use a little help on this!  LOL...

All kidding aside......I know Ronnie felt really bad about Booger getting cut and believe it or not.....i didn't chew his butt out!  In fact....i didnt say much at all.  I just loved on Booger Butt lying there on the floor (on his nice warm blanket and pillows) and i'm sure that made him feel bad just watching me.  He had already beaten himself up enough.  I didnt want to make him feel any worse.  I do want to say that he did an awesome job taking such quick action to get Booger the care he needed. I love my husband, my dogs, and my horses.....I could never hurt any of them.   
11  HOG & DOGS / DOGS ON HOGS / Re: Rockin-P-Ranch is in big trouble on: February 23, 2010, 07:54:26 pm
Wanted to give all of ronnie's friends a chance to come say farewell to him.....the funeral will be friday!  Yep....it was a short quick death......so he wasn't in any pain...don't worry. 
He was warned about taking my Booger Butt.....but didn't listen.  Don't ya hate it when we are right?! Bad things happen to those who don't listen.
12  HOG & DOGS / DOGS ON HOGS / Re: how does it get this way. on: February 06, 2010, 09:55:58 am
To Coach and Rockin-P....yall's comments about the ice cream remind me of a joke i once heard.  so i gotta tell it just to put some humor on this.....

A bus load of little cub scouts went in to an ice cream parlor all screaming for ice cream! The guy behind the counter told them to get in line so he can take their order. The first little scout said I want Chocolate! The guy behind the counter said....we're out of chocolate...pick something else. Ok...I'll take vanilla. A few more get their ice cream....then another little scout screams....I want Chocolate...I want Chocolate!  The guy behind the counter very disgusted having to say it again....Boys...we are out of chocolate...pick something else! So...they get strawberry.  Then lo and behold....another little scout screams I want chocolate i want chocolate!!  The guy behind the counter can't take anymore of this...so he says to the scouts....Ok boys....let me ask you a question.  How do you spell VAN like in Vanilla? The scouts replied, V-A-N.  Ok boys....how do you spell STRAW like in Strawberry?  The scouts replied,
S-T-R-A-W.  That's correct said the guy behind the counter.....Now, how do you spell f*#* like in Chocolate?  One little scout said....there ain't no f*#* in chocolate.  The guy behind the counter says....That's right...That's what I've been trying to tell ya!!!  There ain't no feffin chocolate! 

 
13  HOG & DOGS / DOGS ON HOGS / Re: Let me introduce the NEW ONE!!"MRSKTCHEMWCURS" (PICS) on: February 04, 2010, 10:25:54 am
I love it! We be partners in crime now!  I joined too so I could enjoy reading the posts first hand.....had to always wait until ronnie was done on the computer to read 'em!
So I bought him his very own computer Christmas.  We are both logged on the computers in the evening now and just laugh at each other cause we know we are both online at the same time just enjoying it!  LOL
Yes, come by this weekend....the pups are awesome! 6wks old saturday!   
14  HOG & DOGS / GENERAL DISCUSSION / Re: LOST BULLDOG on: February 03, 2010, 06:34:44 pm
awesome news! KDB, i have family in Alto. You may know some of them. the Shocklers, Tommy&Charlotte Perdue, Tammy Carraway, Mary Reid, etc.
15  HOG & DOGS / GENERAL DISCUSSION / Re: cward on: February 02, 2010, 06:41:42 pm
i just love puppies..
16  HOG & DOGS / GENERAL DISCUSSION / Just Something to Think About on: February 02, 2010, 06:23:38 pm
Just something to think about.....

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
and for goodness sakes......
Don't pick a fight with an old man.  If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you!

17  HOG & DOGS / HOG DOGS / Re: hot shot on a snake bite on: February 01, 2010, 08:40:12 pm
oh..hello there....oops never mind.............Here's Your Sign!  LOL
18  HOG & DOGS / GENERAL DISCUSSION / Re: Mrs Rockin-P Ranch on: January 31, 2010, 09:59:09 pm
Oh ok buddybegone......i understand why you said that now. But to tell ya the truth i think the pups look a lot like our moma dog. Kate is an awesome cow dog and I know Nacho is a heck of hog dog. This is the 2nd liter those two have had and they make a great cross.
19  HOG & DOGS / GENERAL DISCUSSION / Life Explained on: January 31, 2010, 07:37:11 pm
"Life Explained"

On the first day, God created the dog and said:

'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said:

'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'

The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said:

'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty
years.'

The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said:

'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'

But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'

'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.[/color] Wink
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