Sean ,, be sure that you dont talk to the male plants the same as the female plants. you have to use reverse sicolegy on the female plants and they'll go ape. just tell the male to just (GITTER DONE) And they'll understand. 

scot told me to write this so i did,,,,

sean ,,i 'm sure you know how to tell the plants apart ,don't you

You have lots of plants for transplanting . Chris , you can rent them big tillers at home depo pretty cheep. Better get to tillen. Your box is gonna runnith over ,M..

Well, I might be a little spoiled too....


Lee Von, almost all my 'maters have flowers on them now. Do I need to fertilize them or leave them alone?

M

JUST TALK TO-UM REAL SWEET.    FERT. THEM AFTER THEY HAVE LITTLE ONES BOUT THE SIZE OF A NICKLE.

You'd better not be calling us Hillie Billies 

I happen to think that I am just well cultured.
M

YOU MEANT TO SAY CULTIVATED,, CULTURED IS A FORM OF SPOILED.

BUTTERMILK IS WELL CULTURED,,,LMAO

UUH--OOO

Realdogs is just playing this off. Behind his kennel there is a 12' x 20' plot of land that is tilled up really nicely. He puts on his overalls and his straw farmin' hat and talks to those plants every afternoon. It's likely his tomatoes will win at the county fair again this year. 

Sorry for selling you out, Realdogs, but someone had to brag on those 'maters!
hehe
M

THANKS, CIRCLE C,, I AINT AS DUMB AS I LOOK...LOL
OOOOH  NOOO , NOT BEHIND THE DOG KENNELS MATTERS, I WANDERD WHY THEY WERE CALLING THEM WINNING TOMATOES , OLE ROY TOMATOES BY SCOTTIE.

          Marty,i'm just picking on the ol Man.............lol

REALDOG,,,I'm going to the garden shop this morning and i'm picking out a special plant and i'm putten your name on it. I'm gonna fert. it special,,, I'm gonna talk to it and your gonna be prowd to recieve the fruit it will provide for you. WHAT TYPE CUCOMBER DO YOU PREFER ? 

MIKE WAS EXACT ON THE WEIGHT,,360 POUNDS.

DANG MIKE ,,,YOUR GOOD !!!!!,,,   ---%$@##@#%*&&%$@#$$

Used not take much to prep this spot,, but now it took me 6 hrs and 2 red bulls and 1 monster . lol
My buddy offered me to borrow his tiller but i refused to borrow , besides its good exercise useing that hoe & shouval.,, Do they make little disc for bulldogs to pull ?







Them grubben hoes aint as fast as they used to be. LOL

WHEN FINISHED IT WILL BE 9 ROWS 100 FT LONG = 900 FOOT OF GARDEN,,, THATS ENOUGH FOR ME

the third strand ?  come on now......

HE WAS RUNNING WIDE OPEN ,,& JUMPED.. SOUND BETER   ...LOL

MADE A GOOD STORY,,, :

Good thang you said april fool cause that one would have fooled mike for sure.

on second thought im gonna say around 400. i thought the cut was kinda low to get to the gland.

My husband says you gotta add at least 10-15 pounds of hair that ya'll shaved off,Lavon he looks like a baby Rhino.He laughing his butt off and says you'll gonna tear him up over that.I'm not responseable for his actions I told to can it and go feed my dogs.

Belle

BELLE I know your kinda the middle women here but tell you husband that ,,, That's what a hog looks like when your dogs (RUN THE HAIR OFF OF ONE). LOL

AND HERES THE HEAD

YALL CAN HAVE THE HOG BUT THE HEAD STAYS HERE,,,,,

YALL MIGHT WANT TO START KEEPING YOUR TROPHY HEADS

YOU WONT RE-GRET IT WHEN YOU GET OLDER.

lavon thats alot of hog there! id say around 425......is that cut on the front leg from taking out the leg gland?

joshua

THAT cut on his leg is from taking out the 3rd strand of a barbed wire fence.

This was Scars first strike by himself at 10 months old,,,

GIVE IT YOUR BEST GUESS HOW MUCH THIS HOG WEIGHED.

HEY BELLE,,, Wont be long and it will be manditory , that you have a garden to stay up with the jones here,,, lol, when is your maggie dog due in again ?  Willy ask me to ask for him. lol

NICE BOAR HOG. Sounds like you had your hands full with all that thicket yau'll had to fight. good looken bulldog tooo.

A good friend of mine built his out of 6 ft chain link fence that he got for free at a fence company.You must use the heavier gage link fencing, not the light gage, The hogs hit the fence and it held fine.,,No problem..The 4 in x 4 in pannels are called utility pannels, not cattle pannels, and they will run you about $50.00 bucks each so that is not what you want if your trying to go as cheap as you can do the mathand see real quick. . He ran 3 strans of barbed wire above the chain line fencing about 8 ins apart. A hog can jump out of 5 ft and sometimes 6 ft fence so thats why he put the barbed wire. Post is where you can spend a lot of money. They make the 8 ft T POST . The size of your pen depends on how much wire you can obtain.The bigger the better. My friends was round and about 30 ft diameter.

JUST MY OPPION,,,LAVON

He weighed bout 225 field dressed,

Steve is one of them GET OUT DA WAY & LET ME SHOW YA HOW ITS DONE,kinda guys. BILLY-BAD-ARSS

That boar hog had him screaming at the top of his lungs,, I would'nt have got so tickled if steve had got hurt,, To this day he blames it on my sorry arss dogs,,, hee-hee-hee

IF I COULD HAVE GOT THAT HUNT ON TAPE IT WOULD PROBABLY BE WORTH SOMETHING...LOL