Message #115505

[Bryant]

Wait a min.......... isnt that what chapstick I mean Zeus' vest is made out of?

No.

Zeus' vest is a custom-tailored original like no other.  It was fabricated by a one-fingered seamstress I located in southern Paraguay.  When I had his vest manufactured, I spent a week where I traveled to Asia in search of lower back hair from the elusive Pig-Tailed Macaque; the strongest of all known fibers.  I could tell you more and go into further detail, but you simply wouldn't understand.