Old School Logic & sayings

A pig gets fat but a hog goes to slaughter

A man who studies women will never have any money but a man who studies money will always have plenty of women

Tickled as puppy with two peters

Kids so ugly they have to feed him with a sling shot

Good Lord willing and the creek dont rise

Does a fat baby fart

Walk over here you gona limp back

one white foot buy him two white feet try him three white feet be on the sly four white feet pass him by

you got to be a freind to have a freind

crazy as a run over coon

nervous as a cat at a dog fight