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Dinah Psencik from Dayton Tx.


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« Reply #80 on: February 22, 2010, 12:22:26 pm »

Ugly: he must sort bobcats for a living

confused: he looks like a cow staring at a new gate

stupid: he couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were wrote on the heel

cool: thats just slicker than greased owl sh#t

buck toothed: he could eat corn through a picket fence

something that smells bad: somebody must have turned the outhouse over

when kids ask for something that they cant have: people in hell want icewater too

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