Someone should catch a whole bunch and claim to be a chupacabra breeder... make up 3 generationa of pedigree... fabricate a lengthy story of how they were originally bred in East Timor to be skunk-ape huntin' hounds... and sell them to wealthy bored housewives to show in the AKC.

Notice the dog in the middle? by the time you get to a couple generations they get their hair back, and no longer resemble a chupacabra, so I don't think AKC would acept them