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BarrNinja
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« on: August 08, 2010, 11:24:44 pm »

You got me!!!

I admit it! I have been Pistol whipped good! I can’t compete with that level of plotting!!! Its just not in me!!!!

That dang video about gave me a heart attack!!!
I was invited by stick-in-move to view the girl’s video on his new 72” HDTV. I was pretty excited about it actually. I couldn’t wait to find a flaw or two in it to rip Pistol over!

Well we put it on and all hell broke loose!!! Let’s just say that the only thing that can make a 500 pound naked woman look worse is to put a video of her on your buddies 72” HDTV with his wife in the room with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think Bryans wife peed on herself and their new couch and I am going to find me a good therapist if I keep seeing 500 pound naked women when Im trying to go to sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
It took me forever to figure out what happened because the video was cleverly disguised with a picture of a good looking yellow dog on it!
We never got past the introduction of the 1st DVD so I can’t say, but if that was you girls then we need to make cut vest out of your cloths!!! If that material can hold in that kind of flesh without yielding then the badest boar out there sure aint going to be able to cut through it!!! lol

We did manage to get around to watching the girls “other” video after my heart rate settled down and really enjoyed it. I plan to watch it again because I didn’t see the kind of flaws I was hoping too!
I did notice a few wardrobe oddities that I aint use to seeing on a hog hunt though!
I figured if you gals really wanted to, yall could change your name to Hog Dogs and T backs because I didn’t see any lace! lol
Crystal, you wouldn’t happen to shop for under garments with Ted Nugent’s wife would you? You both seem to have a little thing for zebra stripes!  Wink lol
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