"Here kitty kitty kitty" LMAO!
Isn't it my sworn duty as his wife to make his life difficult? You should've seen his face the first time I shouted that & his little jagd came runnin'! If looks could kill I would've burst into flames right there

His other dog thinks her name is "Hilde Bad Dog" & wags her little docked tail at you when you say that to her. I have no idea who could've taught her that
