HOGZILLA CAUGHT IN OKLAHOMA

DEREK I WAS PROBABLY HUNTING WITH HIS NEPHEW WHEN WE CAUGHT THE "BIG ONE"
WHEN I GOT TO THE BAY I LITERALLY TOOK A FEW STEPS BACK AND UTTERED SOME SORT OF MUMBO JUMBO.
I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN AT LEAST A SHOULDER MOUNT, BUT I MADE THE MISTAKE OF STOPPING BY THE LOCAL FEED STORE AND FLOCKS OF PEOPLE CAME TO LOOK. I WAS ON MY WAY TO THE HOUSE AND TURNED A CORNER AND HE ABOUT FLIPPED MY DOG BOX WHEN I TURNED HE ROLLED AND I HAD TO STOP AND FIX THAT THEN ANOTHER FLOCK OF PEOPLE CAME BY STOPPING AND GAWKING. I WAS A TIRED HOT SUCKER WHEN I GOT HOME AND HE WAS ALREADY STARTING TO BLOAT. I AM GOINT TO GET A GOOD SKULL MOUNT DONE. I KNOW I KNOW IT'S A SHAME.