Simple, tell them that if he wants to carry tell him he has to pass this trust test,
1 You will be the shooter on the first hog.
2 He will sprint to the bay and bite the hogs ear then get thrashed around wildly
You will then act super exited and breathe hard, huffing and panting and be a general spaz all while squeeling like a girl about how cool this is and trying to aim a big freaking pistol in his direction
3 Squeeze off an overly exited round at the pig that he's still biting.
If the dude passes the test you should never allow him to hunt with you again on the grounds that he's probably crazy but definitely irresponsible
