Well Kitty Kat, as always you have overloaded you little wagon! I know you think your smart being you graduated high school as #9 out of 10 but out here in the real world we know that open mouth dogs are for those who are not smart enough to read a Garmin and that photoshop is merely a tool used by those who are unable to achieve a respectable status among normal hunters.

Now let me address your question. Why did I holler for Chance at the river? Well they cut that short. They missed all that I said. My entire sentence was, “Chance, I hope their getting this!” I wanted to be able to show you that there really are hogs out there that big to be caught…that you don’t have to fake everything. Look I was there on the warrior hunt and I know what those dogs of yours do (exactly what you ask)! Bigger than 50 and Kitty-Kitty gets shifty! I did find some of your pictures of the original animals that you used to create your photoshop pics. They were pushing being a little bit bigger than what you could handle but hey, I can’t blame you for trying to be better than what you really are! It’s actually kinda embarrassing to be you!!

Point I’m trying to make is…keep your head down and stick to handling the things you can like butterflies and rabbits. Leave this other stuff to those of us who didn’t call our teacher mom and our principal, grandma, and whose prayers don't end with "and Lord, please keep the hogs small and Photoshop simple, AMEN!"!

I got your cap gun BUDDY!!
