Lands all swampy and smells like sulfur, mosquitoes can block out the sun, packs of feral immigrants roam the streets playing Norteño music all hours of the night and day, and all the hogs were killed off years ago, only skunks and armadillo remain! Not the type of place you'd wanna visit, let alone move to.

. Might as well move on and find somewhere else. Haha, just joking.
Jhefern can tell you anything you wanna know.
Sounds like home to me
