This is Scott's wife, and I really want to sweeten the deal!
How about I throw in (FOR FREE!) another 'hard working' (aka only if it has to do with his hogs or dogs), non-mowing (because we're in a 'drought'), 9-fingered (because he was drunk and it got bit off by a wild hog....no joke!), addicted to this website husband? He just turned 31 so he probably has a lot of years ahead of him.
-Lyndee

dad gum lyndee...