I ain't in jail this time
Someone said that a good friend would be in the cell next to you. I said a better friend is rounding up bail money as a joke. He got a bit ruffled and I thought it was funny. But it got me thinking a bunch of silly thoughts and I have been really stressed this month. So I thought it would be a fun thread.
I have known people that get mad if they get in trouble and someone else does not get caught. I figure if I am getting in trouble who cares if someone else does. I do not go with misery loves company. I figure I want to be alone in misery so at least someone is happy. So I can talk smack and get a laugh to make me feel better. I have thought about hitting a few people lately. I just don't understand people that just want to be mean and hurt others for no reason. Then expect me to be nice to them. I do try to have manners so I am not rude but I ain't gonna be nice. I sure thought about knocking some teeth out, slamming them on the ground and hog tying them. But figure nobody would bail me out
I just need to go slam a hog or two down and tie em up. I won't punch the hog because the hog is nicer than the people that ticked me off, and smells better too.
Im pretty sure that everyone on here would kick in a few dollars to have you bailed out in no time! Or we could have a benefit baying...but we wouldn't just leave one of our own in jail....unless you deserved it
