You know it is a fairy tale because if you did not get married you would waste all your money on beer, women and hunting. Your house would be a mess and so would you. Then the women would quit coming around. So you would drink more and work less. So then you would have to sell your hunting stuff to buy more beer. You would end up a fat old drunk that no woman would want and only have dogs nobody would by. It just does not have a happy ending in life. D@mned if you do and d@mned if you don't.
Life is a virgin. If it was a b!+ch it would be too easy
Dub, you ruined a beautiful love story...
