Liberty county mass grave

Reminds me of a joke...

Hello, is this the Liberty County Police?"
"Yes. How can I help you?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor, Joe Bob. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir"

The next day, Liberty County Police officers descended on Joe Bob's house. They searched the shed where the firewood was kept. Using axes, they busted open every piece of wood but found no marijuana. They swore at Joe Bob and left.

The phone rang at Joe Bob's house. "Hey, Joe Bob! Did the Liberty County Police come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yeah..."
"Happy Birthday, Joe Bob!"