I'm in the same boat as you Cutter!
I am trying to grow a mustache but i've got about a 1/4 inch gap in the middle where I can't grow hair!
You mean to tell me that you and cutter have so much white trash DNA running through you veins that your facial hair grows on your face natural that way.
Joe Dirt.

That had to be Crystal there's not a misspelled word in there!