girlfriends mad!

I'd ask her kindly if she didn't mind making me a bacon sammich. While she is away, log on and comment all you want til you hear her coming back to whereever you are. When she says that you don't have any lunch meat or bacon,as planned because you know you don't have any, tell her awww sweetie i forgot i ran out do you mind running to the store for me and getting some cause i just got home from work and need to shower blah blah. When she leaves, that should give you atleast 45 min to an hour of ETHD time. IF you want extra just call her on the way home and say hey i'm out of mustard/mayo too.