Haha, thanks Hillbilly... but I'm just gettin' warmed up!!!

... These old bones of mine, all 35 years of them, got a lot more near death stories than you could imagine...

You think I could sell more copies than the "Hog Dogger's Bible" lol!!!

LOL!!!!!!! Guarantee it. I'd buy one, and I hate to read books, not necessarily the reading, just Cant sit still that long.