Message #265940

[dub]

That will give you a learning real fast. I bet you never go out in sandals again. When I am hurt I like stupid jokes.

Things I have said to people with severe injuries.

Just rub some dirt in it.

Run it out and stop crying.

Just stop your sniveling.

Rub some salt in it after the alcohol to stop the burn.

If you die I will never talk to you again.

It does not look bad if I ain't looking at it.

That did not hurt. I didn't feel a thing.

Suck it up.

If you puke on my back I will drop you. So you tell me before you puke.