Message #285329

[Doggie]

when my grandpa would put shoes on I would ask him where he was goin he would reply "up town to buy a hound"
my dad always said "stay out with the night owls wake up with the early birds"
"if momma aint happy nobody is happy!"
"that boy could wreck a steel ball"
more recently the most famous one around our parts is "stick it it's too big to tie"
Talk softly and carry a big stick!
"You know that white spot on the top of chicken $hit...well it's chicken $hit too!"
that man can run like a spotted a$$ ape