Message #296479

[Jpepper]

Your momma’s so poor she can’t even pay attention.

Your momma’s so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

Your momma’s so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.

Your momma’s so poor she walks down the street with one shoe on, and when people ask her if she lost one she says, “No, I found one.”

Your momma’s so poor she opened a Gmail just so she could eat the spam.

Your momma’s so poor when she goes to KFC she has to lick other people’s fingers.

Your momma’s so poor she uses Cheerio’s as earrings.

Your momma’s so poor she waves around a popsicle and calls it air conditioning.

Your momma’s so poor when she gets mad, she can’t afford to FLY off the handle, she has to Greyhound off the handle.

Your momma’s so poor she cuts coupons out to be institutionalized.

Let’s put our hands up everyone! Except for your momma, because she’s so poor she only understands hand outs!