Message #296483

[Jpepper]

They aren't momma jokes but pretty funny in my opinion. Sorry to derail your thread! Seemed like the appropriate place though to post this.

"I've been looking over my file and see you kids have all been horribly physically and emotionally abused. Oh, whoops! That isn't your case file. It's the Penn State University Gazette. Ha! I'm joking. That's just a joke. We like to have fun here."

"And it also says here that Penn State prefers to be losing at halftime, because at Penn State, they like when you're a little behind in the locker room. That's a joke, did you get that one? It's a play on words, we like to have fun here."

"You're going to be put into a foster home, so would you like to go to Neverland Ranch, the Catholic church or Penn State University? [Laughs] We're having fun here, aren't we?"

"On a scale of 1 to 10, how old should you be to stay away from Penn State?"

"Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt"

"I know this is a difficult adjustment for you Eric, but you can't just turn on all of your frustration on a little kid who can't defend himself, I mean what do you think this is? The shower room in Penn State?"

"No, no, take all of these kids back to their parents. We embarrass the system and made it something nobody wants to be a part of. Its like a Penn State homecoming party!"