so where do i apply for one
First send your application fee of $100 to me. I will then evaluate if your application is accepted or denied.
NON REFUNDABLE
If approved you will need to send me $150 for your all inclosed "Is my Yeller really a Yeller" test kit. NON REFUNDABLE
Then if the test comes back as positive you will be mailed a letter of recognition for being "Awesome" and your picture will be published in you local newspaper as "The town hero" with an option to date the homecoming queen if she is of legal age.
If the test comes back negative you will be be classified with your local state department as a threat to society and listed on the FBI's terrorist list and subjected to waterboarding.
If it comes back with any Catahoula ........you will be read your last rights and given a cigarette with option of a blind fold.
All ladies applications must include a photo of yourself...I mean with the dog you wish to register..
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