Hard to start a scandal on somebody that airs the dirty laundry ahead of time.
Did I inhale? YES
Did I have relations with that woman? YES
Do I have a forged birth certificate and really from Hawaii? YES
Did I plant nuclear missles in Iraq? YES
Will I utilize cooperate funds for personal gain? YES
AM I A CROOK? HELL YES ALWAYS
That got the rest elected so why not me!
The REAL scandal is that he keeps a secret yard of catahoulas and black dogs that he really catches all his hogs with ....the whole campaign is a scam to try to actually find a good yeller dawg
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