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Author Topic: If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with?  (Read 6408 times)
YELLOWBLACKMASK
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« Reply #40 on: April 26, 2012, 04:23:07 pm »



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 I can see this thread going XXX pretty quick...  Grin                 Hide yo kids, Hide yo wives!!  Afro
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Nahhhhhh

I was just talking about having an innocent evening including dinner with mild conversation obviously about hog dogging with Kelly Pickler. Maybe or Maybe not a movie...extra butter on the popcorn if she wants...and we could just laugh and talk lovingly about our spouses.

Then at the end of the night I could just give her a friendship hug before dropping her back off at her house.




Then when she turns around to walk away......I could just like snatch her, throw her in my trunk while she is wildly screaming and haul bootie wildly into the night. We would probably show back up in the Switzerland Alps years later with alias names like Fraunzalito and Gweneth Paltrow just to be on the safe side as to not draw attention.

But XXX stuff. Not a chance



If I have to justify anything above to someone that takes it litterally and not jokingly........please go get your circuit board checked Mr. Roboto.   Cheesy
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