Alright fine I'll play, i don't do the hall pass thing but I have told my wife if anything ever happened to us I'd go either get a few nice fundamentalist mormon girls and a bunch of barbed wire or a trade a crapped out landrover and some SKS's to an afghan Bedouin for two quiet humble Arab girls.
All would be of legal marrying age of course and I'd make honest women out of em, don't want nobody else lookin down on them....

I like em purty, humble and quiet, just like the good lord told them to be.
