If your spouse gave you a weekend pass. Who would you spend it with?

My wife and I both have "lists", but they are made up of people we'd never have a chance with. My list changes nearly daily, and I could give a crap about her list. One that stays on my list constantly though is Giada De Laurentis, from the food network. That woman is absolutely beautiful, even my wife agrees to that one. Plus she can cook too!!! Angelina Jolie and Katy Perry are both pretty high up there too, just cuz I think both of them would be pretty dirty in a good kind of way!!

And I'll tell a story on myself relating to the original joke. I dont know how it came up, but back when my wife and I were first dating, my wife asked me which of her friends I thought was the best looking. And like a total dumbass, instead of saying no one is a good looking as her or I dont look at other women, I truthfully answered the question. Gentlemen, dont ever ever ever ever ever ever ever honestly answer this question if it is asked of you. And if you do decide to answer, at least take a few minutes to think about your answer, dont just blurt out your answer immediately like I did. I dont know how I let her get that one over on me, I'll blame alcohol or temporary insanity. But I promise no good will come from answering that question!!