Only hogs I ever thought about bein' scared of are the old, smart ones... an old, smart hog has a IQ comparable to that of some of my slower friends... very scary

Seriously, though... when I see that an old hog is "thinking" about what he is doing... it does scare me a bit, because the predictability of the situation has just gone out the window.
Lol, the first paragraph is spot on for someof my buddies lol
"the sun is shining somewhere in texas" -Jason Boland