I travel to women's only nursing homes and give risqué wheelchair dances in exchange for blood pressure pills and butterscotch candy.
You too??

HAHA, classic T-Bob!!!! Nice visual!!!!

As for me.... let's see..............
-Framer
-Finish Carpenter
-Full time Bullchitter(yes it has been a money making occupation

)
-Horse trainer(Reining/dressage/horsemanship)
-Plumbing Contractor(this is where it starts to get boring HAHA

)
-started plumbing in 2001, got my state license and created my own company in 04... whooped ass doing construction plumbing, specialized in high end stuff, custom homes/commercial projects... that is until the GREAT DEPRESSION of 2008....... lost my ass.

.... lesson learned

-Professional cook/deckhand for an offshore tanker(long story

)
-Presently... I am a hired gun for a big plumbing contractor, anytime number 2(sometimes literally

) hit's the fan, I get called in... I have never claimed to be the best "mechanic" when it comes to the trade, but I am VERY good at resolving big issues... When big bisiness has issues, I am the last word before the decision to do "major surgery" happens... I deal with a lot of pissed off... stressed out people because of it... and it SUCKS!!!!!
... I miss the speed of big/high dollar construction... I enjoy the "artisan" aspect of the plumbing trade when people are willing to spend the money for perfection.... DAMN IT... I hope this economy wakes up soon.....