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« on: June 19, 2012, 10:28:40 pm »

game warden pulls uo to the boat ramp with only one lone ttruck and empty trailer.  He sees the fisherman on his way back to the ramp and decides to wait.  When the fisherman gets to the ramp...

Game warden: Mind if i have a look in your boat?
Fisherman: No sir, go ahead

Game warden looks through the boat and finds nothing wrong till he opens the livewell and finds it full of bass...

Game warden: ok, I'm going to need to see your license...and you are over your limit of fish
Fisherman: License??? For what?
Game Warden: Your FISHING LICENSE!!!!  What do you think?
Fisherman: Oh, no sir...you see i wasn't fishing.
Game Warden:  Oh, really?!?!?!  Well, how do you explain those fish then?
Fisherman: Awww, them are just my pets.  I bring them down to the lake bout once a week, i turn 'em out let 'em swim for a bit and all i gotta do is call 'em back in and we head back to the house.
Game Warden: I ain't buying it!
Fisherman: nah...sir i wouldnt lie to ya
Game Warden: OK, prove it.  I want to see you call these fish back in.

Fisherman starts emptying the fish from his livewell and releasing them into the lake...a few minutes after he is done...

Game Warden: Well?
Fisherman: Well, what?
Game warden: where's the fish?  lets see it, call 'em in!
Fisherman:  What fish?Huh?Huh??
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