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« on: June 19, 2012, 11:00:49 pm »

Some pedestrian democrats were shooting dice behind the liquor store and a fight broke out. Leroy got stabbed up real good so his friend calls 911. The operator answers and the man shouts " y'all hurry up n get here cause me n Leroy was shootin dice behind the liquor store and he got stabbed up real good" the operator asks " what is your location" the man replies " behind the liquor store" the operator ask " what street is the liquor store on?" he replies " on magnolia skreet" the operator say " ok sir calm down now can u please SPELL Magnolia street for me? The man stutters " uhh M uhh agl uhh.... Ok screw it...we just gonna drag him over to WOOD street..W..O..O...D!!
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