Message #374661

[mod93dirt]

Man, to put me on the spot like this I can't think of them all. But I guarantee you I've got a clever line for almost any situation. Some off the top of my head.

I'd be on that like a rat on a Cheeto.
She's got more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
Time to make like a fetus, and head out.
Off like a dress on prom night.
Off like a new brides panties.
Colder than a witches titty in a snowmans mouth.
Your killin me smalls.