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« Reply #40 on: August 01, 2012, 10:23:11 am »

Smiling like a jacka$$ eating cactus

Even a blind hog finds an acorn

If your gonna be a bear be a grizzly

Uglier than sheep chit in shallow water

Raining like a cow pi$$ing on a flat rock

Have to pi$$ like a tied up show dog

Only time to talk about whooping a$$ is after youve done it

Shaking like a dog $hitting a peach seed

You look like a calf staring at a new gate

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