i was workin at a local zoo and they had a farmer bring a good dozen of them over to add to the petting area of the zoo. i was walkin them all out of the cattle trailer and one of them got fiesty with me and i popped it on the head and the damn thing turned its head and bit my chest. well it so happened the area was my nipple. its teeth grabbed the bell i had and well ripped my nipple in two.
it hurt like the dickens and still does when my shirt rubs it to much. nipple is still there but there is a nice scar that separates it. makes a good reason to show it off to the girls.
Morale of the story?...... Don't be a hipster and get your nipple pierced.
