I never was a drink till I pass out type of guy but here are a few short ones that I was involved with.
Got married, had to rent a tux and shoes. My wife's brother threw the after party and had ever clear there. I woke up the next morning in bed alone. Went to put my shoes on to find the wife... My shoes were filled with that nights supper and the Ol lady was wrapped around the toilet. I hit the shoes with the water hose and dropped them off that day.
Back in 05 Went out riding bikes at the dunes near Forrest hill LA... Did a few things I shouldn't have. at about 10:00pm we were the only ones there. The owner told us to go ride. Went riding, did a few more things I shouldn't have then jumped in the truck with ac cuz it was HOT! My cooling off turned into a 8 hr snooze. I woke up freezing and 1/2 a tank burned.
Went again a few months later to ride the Homochitta river in MS. We were all drunk and ex brother in law is a angry drunk and called those MS boys every "white trash" derogatory... They commenced to whooping him black and blue we threw a few ppl off and they would grab my brother and I, pull is off and commence to whooping him again... lol nicest fight I have ever been in. Fell asleep in the back bed waiting till morning to ride and woke up in my driveway at 4am
Same ex bro in law in 06... A group went tubing in Osyka down the bogachitta (sp) I woke up at the end of the trip down river with the wife force feeding me water And a sammich saying I dry heeved the whole 3 hr float. Dont drink jack anymore. When I come too ex bro in law was about to be smashed with a tire iron for the same thing, but this time he was trash talking a dudes chick, that will sober you up quick.
Glad he is gone.
A buddy and I was going out one might when the Ol lady left me. His exact words before we left " we're gonna get you a record tonight". We were at the 2nd bar for 140am but as he stepped out he hurled then passed out. We left and went the short cut to the interstate, which was the ghetto. I managed to wreck into a parked car
... Tore the front wheel off the car. After I figured out that I couldn't drive away I started chunking bottles out. And that's when it went south. The ghetto club just let out, and we looked like the last 2 marshmellers left in a cup of hot chocolate. I got hit by a chick, pushed by a few dudes... The HNIC told me I needed to get off of some money to make it out. I jumped up the car with him got $400 out and said I would give it up if the cops leave without handing out a dwi. We got back and my buddy was still out lol. Cops came, dad came, no dwi and I handed over the money. I think my buddy woke up when we got home and got in his parents car.
I cut back alot after that and became the baby sitter to other drunks. There is a good story about a bass pro shop, a squirrel hunting trip, a fishing trip to my grandmas on the Tangipihoa. All involving someone I was baby sitting lol
