Yet we always feel the need to point it out again.
Only because they NEVER remember!!
Example:
Man- hey honey have you seen the remote?
Woman- NO! Do I look like your freaking maid!?!?!?
Man- sorry.
Woman-you sure are! Sorry no good for nothing! Find your own dang remote! Do you have any idea how hard my life is? This girl at ______ is pretty and she makes me sick! Such a ho! And you'd probably loooooooovvve to know her wouldn't you?! Oh I bet you would! And speaking if hoes, I hate your mother she's always getting in our business and putting her nose where it don't belong and speaking of noses, why can't you trim those nose hairs! You look like an old greasy dago! IAnd why don't you ever just wash out the sink after you shave, I mean OMG! hard hard is that and another thing about your mother, I think she's bipolar! I mean fun and sweet one minute and then just one little question just sets her off!!!! Maybe she babied you too dang long when you were growing up and that's why you think I should take care of your every need! I mean how needy are you? And that girl had the nerve to good morning the other day, I mean seriously! What a bi___ !!! can you believe the nerve of her?? Oh I bet you'd loooooovvvvve to "believe the nerve of her" wouldn't you!?!!? You are such a pig ! Uggghh ad speaking of pigs................................
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You think she's prettier than me don't you!? DONT YOU!! WELL I HOPE YOU AND JESSICA BIEL ARE HAPPY!!! why don't you just drive out to California and fart in her face and see if shed put up with your fat lazy butt!! You are nothing like my dad! My daddy.....
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Man- NOW DANGIT! I've had enough! You need to chill out, just quit cleaning, grab some midol and I'll make you a margarita and chill out girl.
Woman- wwwwwaaaaaaaaaawwwwwaaaaaaaawwwwwaaaaaa
Booohoooo booohhooooo that's nit what this is all about why do you always say that any time your being stupid and making me mad.......
Next morning
Woman- hey, honey? When your at the store today will you grab some.........
Lmao
